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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[parodeity]

good q
especially since he seems to be implying he listens in to our off the network secret meetups

[true_noir]

We can talk at work sometime, if you'd like. It's not like we don't have plenty of time while working with posies that have not turned into strange things yet. I admit, though, they probably would still be listening, but worth a shot.

[parodeity]

i dont mind doing that
works kinda sadweird now that the boss doesnt remember jack shit though i gotta say

[true_noir]

I've been trying not to think about that. He's still as sweet as ever, but knowing that everything is so quiet around the office, it feels weird. Still, he's understanding enough, and maybe we can help him after we get this all figured out.

That's what I'm hoping anyway.

[Yeah, that had definitely made things awkward around the office hadn't it?]

[parodeity]

yeah i think i like that way of looking at it best
though
at least he still likes us even w/out a weird secret society

[true_noir]

It kind of just tells you that he's always been a wonderful person, regardless of the circumstances. Really makes you want to root for him, doesn't it?

[parodeity]

question is what are we rooting for him to do

[true_noir]

For the moment, just succeed at life. If we learn something important about all of this afterwards, I will decide if there are reasons for us to root for him either to never get the app again, or to get it quickly. I refuse to decide right now, not until I know more.

And I mean to know more.

[parodeity]

this is the moment where i play you determined musical cues

[true_noir]

Do I detect a little bit of sarcasm? Well, I suppose it's fair. It's not like any of us have actually learned anything yet, is it?

[parodeity]

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