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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[matchbreaker]

[ Okay no move passed that. ]

So what, this company is severely myopic?

Actually, is it a company, has it been Mr. Halloway talking to you before? Anyone else?

[parodeity]

the only other employee we know about is janet
who jim proposed to ftr
with a terrible youtube video
which he subjected us to?

[matchbreaker]

[ . . . Why?

... No, she won't waste their time with that. ]

Regardless, what's he going on about secret societies about?

[parodeity]

oh that
im pretty sure hes referring to the meetups weve had off the network
to like
keep them from spying on us?
which i guess was a wasted effort to some degree

[matchbreaker]

Punishment needs to be exacted for meeting? We've been promised the right to that.

This gets more and more intrusive. Honestly.

[parodeity]

i mean
apparently his issue is that were being "boring"
which
screw you jim keep to your own business?

[matchbreaker]

Perhaps his proposal was rejected and he needs entertainment since?

[parodeity]

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