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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[buncho]

no way!! bc id fight the bear and win and eat it and its spring so it rains alot so ill be fine!

[sotenbori]

damn that's badass
How do you beat the bear though?

[buncho]

im going to punch it in the face

[sotenbori]

You're officially my new favorite

[buncho]

!!!!!!!
what do i get for being your fav?

[sotenbori]

what, you want a prize?

[buncho]

yeah! comeon pay up

[sotenbori]

You gotta name your terms first

[buncho]

terms? uh...... then, $5 a week

[sotenbori]

I'm not giving you $5 every week for life just because you gave me a good bear answer!

[buncho]

how about $4?

[sotenbori]

The amount wasn't the problem!

[buncho]

then whats the problem? if moneys isnt it then you can give it to me!

[sotenbori]

The issue's that you want it every week for something stupid

[buncho]

oh! nahhh thats not a big deal, you couldve just said so! im pretty flexible-- instead of $5/wk you can give me $50/month and thatll be easier for me too

[sotenbori]

Do you even know how to do math

[buncho]

yes

[sotenbori]

Whats 5 x 4

[buncho]

[ Ha! Joke's on him: she has a calculator ]

20.0

[ Good old scientific calculator with 3 significant digits ]

[sotenbori]

[........]

Ok so how the hell do you go from $5/week to $50/month. There's only four weeks in a month dumbass.

[buncho]

shut up i know that!! 50s just a nice round number!

im so sorry

[sotenbori]

Do you though

no please call her out

[buncho]

yes!!! i got a calender and everything on my wall and

WAIT NO YOUR WRONG A MONTH HAS 5 WEEKS

god theyre such a trainwreck

[sotenbori]

Sometimes? I guess?
But that's still only $25

[buncho]

the rest of its a conversion fee for making me do math