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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu That's true!
Kazuma Kiryu Would be nice if they used that technology for something a little more productive, though.

[ Surely this has better real-world applications?? But way to keep things positive, Chiyo. ]

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka i agree!!
Chiyo Matsuoka maybe if we wish enough it'll come true!
Chiyo Matsuoka or if we complain enough?

[ you gotta keep positive or else you drown, and that's no way to go. ]

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu Maybe? I've seen a lot of people complaining but not many offering honest feedback.
Kazuma Kiryu Then again some people have been dealing with this for a while so maybe they've just run out of patience...
Kazuma Kiryu Honestly though, I bet we'd get a lot farther with Retrospec if we tried to hear them out.

[ that... definitely always works, right? ]

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka some of them are honest in their anger
Chiyo Matsuoka but retrospec did ask for suggestions when i first got the app but i don't think they followed through
Chiyo Matsuoka idk though did you see how Jim Halloway is acting?
Chiyo Matsuoka that's not good customer service

[ Chiyo is usually for being polite to others as a rule, but when Jim is acting that way... No, thanks. ]

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu I see. That's not going to make anyone trust their product...
Kazuma Kiryu I wouldn't even call what Jim does "customer service."
Kazuma Kiryu He hasn't addressed a single issue here.

[ Yeah, even Kaz has to admit that's pretty rude, Jim. ]

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka right??
exactly!! he's the worst
Chiyo Matsuoka he's not doing his job!

[ tbf r&d isn't customer service, but he's the one that's been talking to the customers. ]

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu Exactly.
Kazuma Kiryu Is there any other way for us to submit feedback?
Kazuma Kiryu Does Retrospec have a location on Yelp?
Kazuma Kiryu We could submit our complaints there.

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka i know people have tried to going to their hq in town and got no luck
Chiyo Matsuoka so i don't know if we can do anything more ):

[judgementkazzy]

Kazuma Kiryu That's super suspicious.
Kazuma Kiryu I guess we can't do much more than wait and see.
Kazuma Kiryu At least we're not alone in this!
Kazuma Kiryu If more people are joining then they have to notice these issues eventually.

[ how... optimistic of you, Kaz. ]

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka the most suspicious!
Chiyo Matsuoka but i think so too! if there are all these people then we're sure to get some kind of result eventually!
Chiyo Matsuoka there's no way it can stay like this forever

[ the optimism squad ]