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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[notyourutopian]

If we can get far enough into their building to steal their security tapes.
Why don't we just steal everything else too.

Maybe break some things.

[darkinferno]

unfortunately it's not that easy

all the doors are locked and if you try to open them at all, it sends this electric pulse through the metal

the place is booby-trapped worse than a spy movie from the 1970s

[Not that. He's done any illegal sneaking around or anything, not at all...]

[notyourutopian]

I couldn't even get past the lobby.
But if it's that complicated.
How are you planning to steal their tapes?

[darkinferno]

probably by kicking the walls of the building until i get fed up and acknowledge the fact that we can't do shit

i don't know, but i can't just sit here doing nothing either. so i'm going to at least try to find a way

[notyourutopian]

That sounds about as effective as my plan to just burn it down.

We could try to catch people going into the building.
Or leaving.

[darkinferno]

[[overflow here!]

[twelfthspark]

⬆️ this chick gets it