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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[scriptive]

Oh, hi! I was just about to email you! Not about this. Your latest order is in? Buuuuut this does seem to be a new network. I think I have enough of those, maybe, but also I can't get this off my phone. :(

[impulsives]

Oh sweet, def going to pick it up sometime this week then.

Yeah, tried a lot of things too, up to and including formatting my whole phone. no dice, it's still there orz. looks like they really want us to use it.

[scriptive]

I've been reading older entries and I'm not sure they make sense??

[impulsives]

yeah i th-

HO FUCK dajkdhhkj WH-

my lemon, what the fuck happened to it!?

[scriptive]

I'm afraid to check the fridge...is it dangerous???

[impulsives]

depends if you think a dancing lemon with a smiley face counts as dangerous...

because this sure just happened.

[scriptive]

Is it still edible...?

[impulsives]

...one way to find out.

[ 4 minutes later. ]

yeah they are. ok note to self: just get orange juice from now on.

[scriptive]

I'm definitely taking some stuff off my shopping list!

[impulsives]

yea... then there's also the fact that for some reason horses are a thing.

why the heck did we think Chocobos are normal.

[scriptive]

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