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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[gudaguda]

aww... but you're so smart i thought you could get it off my phone

[skald]

I'm sorry! (But thank you) But I can't get it off my phone either.

[gudaguda]

oh no I guess we're stuck with it (⊙︿⊙✿)

what do we do now

[skald]

I'm sorry! [AGAIN] Maybe we can find Jim and ask him?? I mean if he's the person sending us pictures we probably shouldn't find him because he might be dangerous but if he's just a normal social media worker maybe it will be okay.

[gudaguda]

okay... i just don't want to buy a new phone

i bought a new costume with my paycheck i didn't think i would have to buy a new phone(ノ°Д°）ノ︵ ┻━┻

[skald]

No, I definitely can't afford to buy a new phone either.

(Also, what did you buy? Is it cute?)

[gudaguda]

of course it's cute! sakura always looks cute in cosplay! (◠△◠✿)

it even has a partner outfit... so if tuuri-chan ever wants to join...

[skald]

Ahahahaha I don't think I would look very good in it! But I'm sure you look great. I want to see pictures next time I come by!

[gudaguda]

Tuuri-chan you need to stop dressing like we're in Finland (⊙‿⊙✿)

[skald]

Most of my wardrobe is sweaters and it's expensive to change it :(

[gudaguda]

thrift shops!!

when i'm not working i'm going to take you clothes shopping for a cute outfit

[skald]

Ahaha I'll go! It sounds fun

I can't promise I'll buy anything but definitely fun

[gudaguda]

Okay! It's a date!

[skald]

Great! Let's talk more about it next time I see you! When's your next shift?