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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[saltsplash]

spDr. Arataka Reigen @aratakareigen spWhat is this spam app, why can't I find it on the app store?

spDr. Arataka Reigen @aratakareigen spSomeone tell me how to delete this

spDr. Arataka Reigen @aratakareigen spI'M GOING TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER

[flowrite]

spFiacre Lachance @fiacrelachance spReigen! You read my mind on the restraining order.

[saltsplash]

spDr. Arataka Reigen @aratakareigen spIf I have to hire a detective, I will, I'm not putting up with threats.

[flowrite]

spFiacre Lachance @fiacrelachance spI'm glad it isn't just me, otherwise I think I might be panicking.

spFiacre Lachance @fiacrelachance spAlthough... hold on I'm going to text you instead. I don't trust this thing.

[appraiser]

who are you going to file a restraining order on? Jim?

[saltsplash]

That's right, I'm not gonna sit down and take this threat lightly. This is illegal, and proof of stalking and breaking-and-entering at the very least.

[appraiser]

it'd be hard though... we don't know anything about Jim, after all. the name might not even be real

[saltsplash]

Of course it's not real, I doubt anyone would commit a crime like this with their real name attached to it. But there's gotta be a way to track him down.

[appraiser]

people have been trying... the simplest way it to catch him in the act, but he doesn't do anything directly, or not in person anyways

[saltsplash]

Does he use drones, or hire lackies?

[appraiser]

no clue! i hope it's lackies, because the more people there are, the more chances there are to catch them. that said, it's probably drones

[b0mbshell]

spKazuhira Miller @kazuhiramiller spI hope you figure it out. spKazuhira Miller @kazuhiramiller spI know I sure as hell can't.

[saltsplash]

spDr. Arataka Reigen @aratakareigen spIf I have to hire a programmer to fix this, I will

[b0mbshell]

spKazuhira Miller @kazuhiramiller spAre there programmers actually good enough? spKazuhira Miller @kazuhiramiller spThat aren't already working for the government?

[saltsplash]

spDr. Arataka Reigen @aratakareigen spThere's gotta be, that or some kid programmers that're too young to get picked up

[b0mbshell]

spKazuhira Miller @kazuhiramiller spRight. They'd probably be more than happy to help. spKazuhira Miller @kazuhiramiller spCan't underestimate what they can do. spKazuhira Miller @kazuhiramiller spEsp. since they're targets too. Do you know any?

[He knows from his own childhood that if a kid can't be bought with money or morals, there's a very good chance they might just want to show off.]

[saltsplash]

spDr. Arataka Reigen @aratakareigen spNo, but I'm sure we could probably find a few.

[bitemefightme]

spOrion Jacobson @orionjacobson spIsn't it kind of hard to file a restraining order if you don't know who they are?

spOrion Jacobson @orionjacobson spBesides, restraining orders just tell your stalkers where you are.