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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[zerotohiro]

So he's just like every other internet user we know...? Next you're going to give me a url to his Tumblr.

This was one club I didn't want to join, dude. How do I revoke my membership?

[sharplydressed]

i mean when you put it like that...
i totally wish i had his tumblr though
i bet it would be hilarious

anyway we've been trying to figure out the answer to that for like 500 years ┐(´～｀)┌

[zerotohiro]

Okay no? DON'T start, I don't know if I want this guy's Tumblr. It'd probably be filled with creepy pictures of us anyway.

Or memes from the early 2000s, if I'm getting a good picture of this guy.

Annnnd how long have you been a member of the super-secret-spied-on-club?

[sharplydressed]

creepy pictures of us made into 2000s-style memes

and since about february
some weird stuff was happening in january too but february's when horses just totally poofed so
i use that as my reference

[zerotohiro]

FEBRUARY..was months ago. Like three months ago? Are you trying to tell me all of this has been going on for a fourth of a year and some of us just totally missed it?

Guess that's a good frame of reference as any since horses shouldn't just up and disappear

[sharplydressed]

yeah basically
surprise!
i mean, some people might have tried to tell you
but we all learned pretty fast that it was kind of pointless
you guys didn't even believe us when we said the app existed
like you straight up couldn't see it or something?

[zerotohiro]

kind of like I couldn't see captcha being met after less than 48 hours