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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[trappingheart]

I'm glad you at least respect the effort.
even if you are a hardass

[overtwohundred]

i'm not an idiot, of course i'm gonna be at least somewhat impressed by your tactics
ever thought of usin em for a constructive way

i'm only a hardass to you because, again:
hooligan.

[trappingheart]

define "constructive" i refuse to conform

[overtwohundred]

i mean you could make some serious cash going door to door selling crap
you're definitely determined and obnoxious enough to push people into buying something they don't need

[trappingheart]

not a bad idea in all honesty but i'd need some crap to sell.
or find someone willing to hire a girl with an active warrant

[overtwohundred]

maybe stop doing the things that caused you to have an active warrant
shocking, i know

[trappingheart]

Absolutely Not
i'm making a Statement
to shut me down like that is censorship!!!!

[overtwohundred]

no it's called following the rules
i'm pretty sure a smart kid like you can figure out a way to express herself without breaking those rules

[trappingheart]

rules were made to be broken and flattery will get you nowhere

[overtwohundred]

just a compliment, learn to take it without expecting ulterior motives
even with your stunning revelation that rules were meant to be broken
doesn't change the fact that you're in trouble, kiddo