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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[judgementkazzy]

[ He was giving you an out, Majima!! ]

That's what it said. 866 people rated it 4/5 stars.
I thought about running the percentage for how many people would have to give it positive reviews but that seemed like a hassle.

[ He's. Such a nerd. ]

[sotenbori]

Fuck
I'm like actively rooting for you here, you know?
You're making it really hard

[judgementkazzy]

[ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ no jk he's a little embarrassed. ]

I see a lot of numbers at work, it's hard to snap out of it sometimes.

[sotenbori]

[jk he cares so much apparently]

Hey
That's nothing to be embarrassed about
It means you care about your job
That's really good, you know?

[judgementkazzy]

[ Don't let people know you're this nice, Majima. ]

Yeah, that's true.
Not sure why they linked us to this map article. It's not very helpful.

[ He read it. Of course. ]

[sotenbori]

Yeah? Apparently no one who uses this app knows how to read a map so maybe Jim isn't wrong

[judgementkazzy]

That's a weird insult to give people when you force an app on them...

[sotenbori]

Not any weirder than sending people pictures of themselves

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how that works.
And also where all of the not-laughing fruit went?

[sotenbori]

Nobody has time for this shit

[judgementkazzy]

[ Ok, he hears you, but also what if: ]

I'm worried about the horses... we have chocobos now, which is fine, but where did the horses go?

[sotenbori]

Well that's a kick in the dick

[judgementkazzy]

[ Majima pls.................... ]

What the hell kind of app can make horses disappear and take weird pictures of us... What kind of priority is that?

[sotenbori]

We're not gonna get anywhere trying to understand where they're coming from

[judgementkazzy]

I guess not.

[ he'll just ignore it in the meantime then... ]

[sotenbori]

They've pissed off a bunch of people, anyway.

[so they'll be all working to figure out how to put an end to this, which he's here for, but he's not here for dwelling on it with no way to solve the problem]

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, not the best business model in the world.

[ This seems like the kind of story you hear about online. Like one of those chain emails. ]

[sotenbori]

No shit.

[judgementkazzy]

It's free though. Maybe I could use it to advertise the office...

[ pls stop thinking about work, Kiryu ]

[sotenbori]

You should relax - you're off the clock now, aren't you?

[judgementkazzy]

Sure, but it's not like I have much to do.
Oh! Actually I was thinking of bringing Makoto to your club later.
He's never been to one before, so.

[sotenbori]

Oh, nice. It'll be good to see you guys.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah. He's really worried about what to wear and stuff.
He's underaged so he wanted to know if you sold juice.

[sotenbori]

Tell him to wear whatever he's comfortable in no one really minds.
And yeah, we have juice.

[judgementkazzy]

That's what I told him. He gets nervous about trying new things.

[ Well, that, and going out anywhere with Kaz... ]