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[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[longwei2go]

thats way past weird
how can they even do that to you
overnight
grafting and shit takes forever

[redarm]

fuck if i know
how do they change peoples hair or eye colours.

[longwei2go]

for my eyes i used to think it was a shot
or something in the water
but im stumped

[ ... ]

shit i didnt actually mean it that time

[redarm]

[....]

holy shit.

[Sh can't hear it, but he's actually laughing a lot on his side]

[longwei2go]

LOOK
IT JUST HAPPENS SOMETIMES

[redarm]

HAHAHAHA.

[longwei2go]

okay are you laughing at the joke
or that i fucked up

[ this is important to her because w o w. ]

[redarm]

uh
both??

[longwei2go]

not a lotta people let me get away with shit like that

[redarm]

fuck well
if you had both arms, id probably kick your arse for saying that shit.
but you dont so
its fine by me.

[longwei2go]

same for me if i was on the other side
good to know

anyway you said something about seeing a doctor
youd better tell the police too

[redarm]

huh?
why the police?

[longwei2go]

uh because someone broke into your place and grafted a fucking arm on you
pretty sure that breaks like ten laws and then some

[redarm]

i dunno.
i doubt theyll be able to help.
plus i kinda just had a fight with one of the cops on the app so.
yeah.

[longwei2go]

for real
what was it about

[redarm]

they were being a dick to someone
so i basically told them to fuck off.

[longwei2go]

sounds like they deserved it
doesnt mean theyd look the other way on something like this

[redarm]

tch.
ill think about it.

[which means he won't do it]

[longwei2go]

you could always get someone to cut it off

[redarm]

trust me i havent ruled that out yet.

[longwei2go]

i was kidding
mostly

[ a short bit later. ]

can i ask you a personal question

[redarm]

what?

[longwei2go]

do you get something like phantom pains
since you know
born without its not like losing it

[redarm]

phantom pains?
hmm...
no i dont remember getting those
though i heard its possible.

[longwei2go]

oh okay
good
your not missing anything believe me