hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

Comments

[arahoushi]

yeah but more fun
if you gotta drown might as well do it in a beer pool
no broken glass

[stopbleeding]

no ice eithr excewait

bar top ice skating

[arahoushi]

yes

YES

let's do it

[stopbleeding]

dont tell boss

[arahoushi]

i'm not stupid enough to tell him this
are you kidding me

[stopbleeding]

we need 2 make a slalom

[doublesmall]

i can read this & if you scratch up the countertop you're replacing it

beer pool is a great idea though we're absolutely setting that shit up

[arahoushi]

[Hey, look who isn't responding to Chuuya]

HE'S ONTO US

THE EAGLE WALKS AT MIDNIGHT

[stopbleeding]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM

[arahoushi]

I DIDN'T MORON HE SAW WHAT YOU SAID

[stopbleeding]

he probably only looked because you were here.

[zoro went and got his phone to do all caps and also because i'm so tired of shitty typing]

[arahoushi]

whatever man we both know i'm the trustworthy one

[stopbleeding]

what makes me untrustworthy?!

[arahoushi]

you live on a houseboat

every movie i've ever seen that's where the deadbeat serial killer lives

[stopbleeding]

tom hanks had one in sleepless in seattle.

[arahoushi]

i can comfortably say i've never seen that movie but i bet he was a serial killer

[stopbleeding]

IT WAS A ROMANTIC COMEDY

[arahoushi]

they make romantic comedies about serial killers????

[stopbleeding]

idiot. tom hanks would never play a serial killer.

[arahoushi]

that's definitely what a serial killer would want you to think

[stopbleeding]

i can't believe you're insulting tom hanks.

[arahoushi]

i can't believe you watch romantic comedies

[stopbleeding]

learn something new everyday.

it's not something i do often.

[arahoushi]

maybe you should watch more so you'll actually know when people are flirting with you

[stopbleeding]

DRINKING ISN'T FLIRTING!!