hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

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[stopbleeding]

SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL KICK YOUR ASS YOU SMUG HORN HONKER

i'm cry

[daemonized]

What? That you're sensitive? My apologies.

Would you prefer a different synonym? Delicate, perhaps? That has a more eloquent sound to it.

Re: i'm cry

[stopbleeding]

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS YOU'RE A DEAD MAN

[daemonized]

I'm sorry, I don't give my address out to strangers. Especially those prone act impulsively in a fit of delicate emotion.

[stopbleeding]

fuck you

[daemonized]

[ l m f a o ]

[darkinferno]

don't murder the prof

[Guess who's been watching this exchange go on with an increasingly more deadpan expression?]

i'll sit outside his house and lay on the horn he's convinced me to add to my ride

since he's so concerned with what they sound like

[stopbleeding]

ohhhh? so he's got a car, huh?

what kind?

[daemonized]

Malicious destruction of private property is a jailable offense, you know.

[stopbleeding]

now now no need to fret. just a fan of cars. no harm in that.

[daemonized]

Oh, I'm not fretting. I'm merely under obligation to provide such a warning when I feel it's necessary.

[stopbleeding]

a man's vehicle says a lot about him. what's the problem with wanting to know?

[say bye to your fucking tires amigo]

[daemonized]

[talk about rude]

Because, as I mentioned above, I'm not sure I trust giving this information to a man so easily riled by a few innocuous words directed at his character.

[stopbleeding]

wimp.

[daemonized]

Return to your duck. Consider meditation to ease your frustrations. You'll find that the journey of self-improvement will often provide a figurative balm to an otherwise thin-skinned personality.

[stopbleeding]

[god. that's it. he just hates you so much]

someday you're gonna get put in your place for saying shit you've got no right to say.

a bastard like you only brings ruin onto themselves.

[darkinferno]

i wasn't talking about his car

i was talking about mine, since he seems to like riding in it so much and is giving ideas for how to make it better

[stopbleeding]

[damn.]

what does a guy like him know about something like that?

[darkinferno]

[Sorry not sorry, he'll give Ardyn shit but he actually likes the professor...]

not much

that's why i'm gonna sit outside his place and lay on the horn

let him see how useful his suggestions are

[stopbleeding]

jeez.

at least rig something else to do it. makes no sense to torture yourself at the same time as him.

[appreciates the thought tho.]

[darkinferno]

thanks, but i'll pass

it'll be worth it to see the expression on his face

[He'll get just as much a kick out of it, honestly.]

[stopbleeding]

you're some kind of masochist huh? well that's fine. got nothing to do with me.

give him hell for me.

[darkinferno]

nah, it's just funnier this way

you got it

[Whether or not he'll actually do it is up for debate, but... the idea's funny enough and it's always worth it to give Ardyn shit on the network!]

[daemonized]

[dante pls

the horn is still better than you trying to kill him with your terrible driving]

[darkinferno]

[whatever prof

you're just mad because you don't have his drifting skills]