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roronoa "sword swallowing fuck" zoro ([personal profile] stopbleeding) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-05-04 10:06 pm

hard

when u rev a duck it quaks
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i'm cry

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What? That you're sensitive? My apologies.

Would you prefer a different synonym? Delicate, perhaps? That has a more eloquent sound to it.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I don't give my address out to strangers. Especially those prone act impulsively in a fit of delicate emotion.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ l m f a o ]
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[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-05-11 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
don't murder the prof

[Guess who's been watching this exchange go on with an increasingly more deadpan expression?]

i'll sit outside his house and lay on the horn he's convinced me to add to my ride

since he's so concerned with what they sound like
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Malicious destruction of private property is a jailable offense, you know.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not fretting. I'm merely under obligation to provide such a warning when I feel it's necessary.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[talk about rude]

Because, as I mentioned above, I'm not sure I trust giving this information to a man so easily riled by a few innocuous words directed at his character.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Return to your duck. Consider meditation to ease your frustrations. You'll find that the journey of self-improvement will often provide a figurative balm to an otherwise thin-skinned personality.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ardyn can be a very frustrating man, quick to criticize that which he deems ridiculous. Just ask his students.]

I'm only offering advice based on our one interaction thus far. If you wish to change my mind on the matter, you're more than welcome to prove me wrong. No need to be so dramatic.

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[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-05-11 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i wasn't talking about his car

i was talking about mine, since he seems to like riding in it so much and is giving ideas for how to make it better
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[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-05-11 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry not sorry, he'll give Ardyn shit but he actually likes the professor...]

not much

that's why i'm gonna sit outside his place and lay on the horn

let him see how useful his suggestions are
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[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-05-11 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks, but i'll pass

it'll be worth it to see the expression on his face


[He'll get just as much a kick out of it, honestly.]
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[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-05-12 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
nah, it's just funnier this way

you got it


[Whether or not he'll actually do it is up for debate, but... the idea's funny enough and it's always worth it to give Ardyn shit on the network!]
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-05-11 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[dante pls

the horn is still better than you trying to kill him with your terrible driving]
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[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-05-12 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[whatever prof

you're just mad because you don't have his drifting skills]