psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[adoringpast]

huh. considering how you used to look like judging from your profile photo, it's an improvement tbh

but this is kaiyou we're talking about so it's not rly a good dye job

[stopbleeding]

YOU WANT A BOUNTY TOO?!?! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW GOOD THE DYE JOB IS IF I'M A RAINBOW!!!!

[adoringpast]

so long as kaiyou gets to suffer, im all for it

i work with him sometimes so it should be easy for me to find him

[stopbleeding]

huh.

he doesn't talk about you.

what'd he do to piss you off?

[adoringpast]

of course he wouldn't. he has his head stuck up his own ass that he won't ever acknowledge his juniors

he stole my modeling job without me knowing and i have yet to exact my revenge on him

but people like you are already doing the job for me, so i have nothing else to worry about

[stopbleeding]

what? you don't even want a slice of the action?

no wonder baren took the job if you're that weak.

[adoringpast]

oh please. i just don't want to get my hands dirty.

unlike him, i actually have a reputation to maintain.

[stopbleeding]

sounds half-hearted to me. that part of your reputation?

[adoringpast]

[ why do people think he's not taking this seriously... ]

think of it however you like. as much as i don't want to be part of any of this, seeing kaiyou getting lynched like this makes me feel good

hell it makes me feel more motivated to take him down

[stopbleeding]

see keep talking like that and i'll start believing you.

anyway baren's too slippery. guy's got nine lives so i wouldn't count on his seat being vacant for long.

[adoringpast]

do you really overestimate the guy that much

he's only human. he's bound to slip up at some point.

[stopbleeding]

well yeah he fucks up all the time. try talking to his exes.

doesn't mean he's incompetent. maybe you're the one underestimating him.

[adoringpast]

could be. i don't know kaiyou much apart from our jobs so i wouldn't know about that. or care about him either.

ah well. good luck in getting him, i guess. tell me when you do though so that i can show up and laugh at both of your faces.

[stopbleeding]

i was gonna let you step on his defeated corpse until you included me in that.

[adoringpast]

it's your own fault for trusting him with your hair in the first place.

seriously, what were you thinking

[stopbleeding]

that he's a vain asshole with a lot of hair dye.

[adoringpast]

and yet you entrusted him with something as damaging as that. never really pegged you as a naive person, tbh.

hope you learned something from this.

[stopbleeding]

what do you mean "never"? we're talking for the first time.

maybe i'll just steal his hair dye next time.

[adoringpast]

it's called first impressions, dumbass

and like i said, good luck with that. might as well raise the bounty as well or whatever you're offering for his head

[stopbleeding]

guess so. i'll up it to $10.

[adoringpast]

that's so cheap. amp it up so that people will actually take you up on that offer.

[stopbleeding]

$25?

[adoringpast]

higher

[stopbleeding]

$26.

[adoringpast]

you're so cheap

do you want to kill this guy or not