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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[explodosafe]

yo! car-killer!

was it hard to come out?

[He honestly has no clue what this mini-feud is about, but Cutter thinks it's ridiculous and wants to play as well.]

[crudest]

nah I always had a feeling it'd happen eventually

[what is he talking about]

[explodosafe]

Oh, good. Any tips on what not to do?

[crudest]

give a shit about other people's opinions
ever

[explodosafe]

Wow, that's a lot more clever and applicable than I was expecting.

[He actually means it, but he's also understands it as 'don't let worries about bad opinions hold you back' rather than 'ignore what others think in general'.]

[crudest]

you know that's not the first time i've heard that
probably won't be the last
either way you're welcome

[explodosafe]

I'm sorry or you're welcome?

[crudest]

definitely you're welcome
you got free wisdom
you know some swindlers actually charge for that shit

[explodosafe]

1 million dollars per advice?

[crudest]

that would be the real going rate for my sage words that's right

[explodosafe]

man, inflation sure strikes hard


ROro is teaching me for free.


*Zoro

[crudest]

that's because Roro's advice is shit tier
you should probably have him pay you for listening

[explodosafe]

oh, I'm not listening!

I mean, I do like talking to him, but it's not his words I'm after, it's his skills. Getting to know all the stuntman tricks is gonna be real useful in the future! \^o^/~

[stopbleeding]

[explodosafe]

Getting to know you is also going to be a big plus since you seem fun. But I'm not going to ask you for the meaning of life or to help me with my math homework, Dad no.1 ;P

[He has no clue what has bitten him to think typing this is a good idea but it's too late, he already hit sent.]

[stopbleeding]

don't call me that.

[explodosafe]

what? you want to be no. 2?

also, what did he mean with "lose an eye"????

[stopbleeding]

he means i lost my left eye.

[explodosafe]

oh

why?

[stopbleeding]

because of a stunt.

[explodosafe]

that's all? your friend made it sound like some big dramatic deal

[crudest]

wow i've never met anyone who planned to lose an eye

[explodosafe]

Lose an eye? what does losing an eye have to do with anything?

[IS THERE SOMETHING HE SHOULD KNOW]

[crudest]

sweet summer child

[and that's it

baren probably won't be responding after this

good times]

[explodosafe]

Hey

U still there?

I asked you a question. What do you mean?1??


[A little later.]

Ok, I just asked him instead. I don't think losing an eye like that is a very bad thing or something to be ashamed of. But thanks for the warning, for real!

[This troll obviously cares enough to be a cool guy under all the rainbow dying of hair. Who knew?]