Not really, but we talked about dom'ing ducks and the sandbox training he's done, I'm willing to take that as a proof we're friends according to the bro-code.
I once tried to wrap our teacher's car into toilet paper because I was bored and talked several of our class into helping me out. We almost made it, too.
[Probably not, considering that it had been a graduation prank and his latent hero senses are getting way too much memory-fertilizer nowadays. But Cutter is always up for a little fun something, as long as nothing or -body gets overly broken in the process!]
TP? I'm fine with those as long as they aren't colored, but there was that time I almost made somebody microwave their phone because I'd suggested we can exorcise retrospec that way.
what you don't know what it means to tp somebody like the old classic tp a house throw toilet paper into the trees the sprinkler comes on and the family gets fucked over like really punk stupid high school move
dude that's messed up intentionally breaking stuff for fun is crossing a line i don't do that unless it's bones or something else that can be broken with no hard feelings attached
I dunno, we couldn't agree on what medium to call in case it'd make the phone explode and kill him
i'm pretty sure that was meant to be insulting right now
but honestly, i don't think it's wrong to want to be the best man i can possibly be it's like bushido, but without the killing people just to test our your blades stuff to it or gentleman, without the fancy pancy acting and manners
but you know you can't just take a word like manly and then decide that you want to change the original definition why don't you just make up your own word
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You'd rather he'd drop you and let you down?
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have you met this guy?
he'd drop me in a heartbeat
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want me to catch you?
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stupid question
kid don't quit your day job
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unless the bounty for you is way more than I'm thinking of
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DON'T LET THIS RAINBOW FUCKER FOOL YOU I'M NOT WORTH ANY LESS
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Did you mess with his hair because he was selling you for cheap?
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that was just boredom
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I once tried to wrap our teacher's car into toilet paper because I was bored and talked several of our class into helping me out. We almost made it, too.
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tried to TP a car?
yeah i've gotten that impulse before
eggs and post it notes too
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and his latent hero senses are getting way too much memory-fertilizer nowadays. But Cutter is always up for a little fun something, as long as nothing or -body gets overly broken in the process!]TP?
I'm fine with those as long as they aren't colored, but there was that time I almost made somebody microwave their phone because I'd suggested we can exorcise retrospec that way.
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you don't know what it means to tp somebody
like the old classic tp a house throw toilet paper into the trees
the sprinkler comes on and the family gets fucked over
like really punk stupid high school move
did they do it
did sparks fly
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intentionally breaking stuff for fun is crossing a line
i don't do that
unless it's bones
or something else that can be broken with no hard feelings attached
I dunno, we couldn't agree on what medium to call in case it'd make the phone explode and kill him
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that does ruin the fun a little
so many good ideas
fizzling out halfway though
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there's no pride in winning by such cowardly means!
hey, i'm trying
gotta weight the cons and pros
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oh i get it
that's why you talk to z
hypermasculinity
jfc
think of the pros
apologize for the cons later
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but honestly, i don't think it's wrong to want to be the best man i can possibly be
it's like bushido, but without the killing people just to test our your blades stuff to it
or gentleman, without the fancy pancy acting and manners
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and that's been pretty dead
for good reason
but you'll find that out for yourself i figure
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it's more like just my personal codex of honor, kay? i like working out, but you don't gotta be buff or some kinda jock to be manly imo
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but you know you can't just
take a word like manly
and then decide that you want to change the original definition
why don't you just make up your own word
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but everybody knows what makes a good man!
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so therefore it's not unanimously agreed upon
but
whatever
alright kid good luck making a man out of yourself
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it's my personal creed. but it wouldn't make any sense if nobody else understands it. it's like the family's coda
thanks, Mulan :') i'll bring you a dead hun warrior as a souvenir