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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I do wear what I want! Because I want to look good!

[And how about he doesn't respond to that first part at all ever.]

[stopbleeding]

and baren always looks good.

[uh. huh. yeah. he's noticing that silence.]

[thesettingsun]

It's his job to look good, so, obviously.

[stopbleeding]

so how many pics do you have?

[thesettingsun]

29.

[He counted. It's a reasonable number, probably...]

[stopbleeding]

it's a crush.

[thesettingsun]

REFERENCE MATERIAL.

[why are you like this, Shuji]

[stopbleeding]

calling it that just makes you more of a creep.

[thesettingsun]

Then what am I supposed to call it?!

[stopbleeding]

[hm...]

stalking?

[thesettingsun]

They're all publicly available pictures taken with his knowledge and consent! It's completely different!!

[stopbleeding]

it's always weird meeting a fan in denial.

[thesettingsun]

I'm not in denial about being a fan! You're just making it weird and creepy!

[stopbleeding]

it is creepy. keeping photos of someone you don't know, insisting he's perfect and ignoring his flaws--what part of that isn't weird? he's just a normal asshole.

[thesettingsun]

I never insisted that he was perfect! I just think you shouldn't kill him, that's a totally reasonable thing to say!

[stopbleeding]

i wasn't going to.

[thesettingsun]

"WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF"
-ryouta ono

[stopbleeding]

you always take things this seriously, fanboy?

[thesettingsun]

I don't know you. Maybe you put hits out on social media all the time.

[stopbleeding]

damn. you figured me out. guess i'll have to put one out on you next.

[thesettingsun]

[Easiest person to intimidate: Shuji.]

I didn't do anything wrong! I wouldn't be worth much of a bounty anyway!

[stopbleeding]

it's not a matter of worth. it's a matter of how much i want you.

[zoro....]

[thesettingsun]

I wouldn't be very satisfying to murder!!

[Shuji regrets so much right now.]

[stopbleeding]

don't sell yourself short! i'm sure you'll make someone very happy.

[thesettingsun]

This is not the context in which I would have liked to read that sentence!