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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

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[parodeity]

person im no longer related to

[splinten]

Bro.

[parodeity]

are you speaking of nate who is like
up against this dude name phillip now
im not sure who will win

[splinten]

[The craigslist add gets an application. It is from a D. Strider?

Under his positive qualities he lists 'Loves you so much even when you're a dick.']

[parodeity]

[ dave makes a quizzilla fashion quiz or something and sends it back with instructions to take it???

gotta pass 2 qualify, dude. ]

[splinten]

[Dirk does not take the quiz? Instead he replies with a picture of himself in a suit Dave made him wear.]

[parodeity]

[ returned with a legal contract specifying never wearing furry crocs ever

in comic sans ]

[splinten]

[He signs it with a drawing of Geromy and Peaches the dog??]

[parodeity]

cant tell if youre being facetious or not

[splinten]

They are the most sincere and genuine characters in your comics.

[parodeity]

yes but theyre my comics which are ridiculous caricatures of themselves
anyway i guess you can come to my skateboard lessons if you do not bring any weapons

[ 100% spending like. 30 bucks to some dude to hang out for the day and learn skateboarding tricks. yeah. ]

[splinten]

Bro, let me teach you for free.

[parodeity]

dirk
you cant skateboard

[splinten]

I might remember.

[no dirk you could NEVER skateboard]

[parodeity]

doubt @ that

[splinten]

Then I'll learn.

[NO ONE GETS TO TEACH HIS BABY BRO SKATEBOARDING BUT HIM]

[parodeity]

right at skateboarding lessons with me
unless you go do your own craigslist ad thing ig
there have to be like lots of indigenous skaters
im not sure where they make their homes
like
outside of 711s?
what do skaters even do
besides tony hawk
who needs to retire

[splinten]

I am learning right now.

[He is reading the wikihow on it and going out to buy himself a skateboard.]

[parodeity]

too late i have a date with nate later

like
not a literal date
im pretty sure this guy is in his late twenties
and also
this is a random person i found on craigslist
but you know what i meant

[splinten]

You can't go. He could be a serial killer.
Or I could become a serial killer to get rid of him.
You're my brother, skateboard lessons are my right.

[parodeity]

yeah b/c a normal ass serial killer totally stands a chance against either of us
anyway its too late this is the best 30 bucks ive ever spent
probably
unless he is a serial killer and i have to disarm him i guess????
but im pretty sure hes just a really bored dude with a skateboard

[splinten]

Where are you meeting him?

[Dirk is going to show up and glare at Nate in jealousy the entire time.]

[parodeity]

i am sure you have very important plans of some sort tomorrow
nate & i couldnt possibly bother you since you have expressed repeated disinterest in
1) taking skateboarding lessons
and
2) not murdering craigslist nate

[splinten]

[No he's showing up and he's going to glare.

This is what his heart senses are probably for??]

Dave.

[parodeity]

dirk
im not gonna break my arm chill out