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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I'm never going into the woods again, not even for blue, fuck off.

[feistytrader]

Right?
The woods are the worst.

[thesettingsun]

My policy is now to avoid places where I got shitty hallucinomemories whenever possible, because they're terrible and I don't need that in my life.

We don't need to go to the forest anyway. It can just stay over there producing oxygen and we can be over here.

[feistytrader]

I mean, I was going to say that I don't like those freaky glowing blue flo
Oh.
Anyway, I'm good without any woodland adventures.
Better to stay clear of rough memory stuff.

[skald]

What happened with the woods? I wanted to go see what changed, if anything.

[thesettingsun]

I got a bad memory there the other day.

Like. Really bad.

[skald]

Oh! I'm sorry. That's fair then. (How bad? Can I ask?)

[toushiro]

Luckily you won't need to. There's a group already planning to investigate.

[thesettingsun]

Good luck to them. Try not to fall in the river.

[toushiro]

Did you actually fall into the river

[scythegun]

Oh dear, that sounds like a story! Care to share what happened?

[thesettingsun]

What's the worst hallucinomemory you could possibly get?

[scythegun]

I can think of plenty, but the first one to come to mind is death.

[vitis]

damn, that's some pretty strong feelings about the place

[thesettingsun]

The entire reason I needed to get wasted with you was because of a hallucinomemory I got there. I'm not taking any more chances.

[vitis]

oh

[ so that's... that's what was wrong that day, eh. john could be better at this. ]

kinda ticked that they would further ruin something like that for you
but that's fair, i'd hope no one's gonna force you that way

[mercurio]

+1
i'm not gonna either

[thesettingsun]

I stand with you in solidarity, fellow member of the Fuck Going to the Woods Again Club.

[wordcarvings]

Considering blue is not the dominating color in the woods, I agree. It's hardly the most suitable place to suggest.

[thesettingsun]

Wouldn't a florist's do just fine?

[wordcarvings]

It probably would. It would be a much shorter trip, too, to a lot of people.

[manufactured]

That's a level of vehemence I wouldn't have expected regarding such a thing, but I'm inclined to agree with you.

[thesettingsun]

I'm a firm believer in avoiding things and places that have fucked you up unless the situation changes. People who haven't gotten shitty memories from the forest can go investigate.

The florist's is closer anyway. There's not that much in there that's blue besides the weird talking flowers.

[sharplydressed]

i'm guessing you're one of the people who had a super mega bad time out there when everyone was tiny?

[thesettingsun]

I'm scared of bears normally, I don't need to go see Mega Deluxe Bears. I stayed out of the forest the whole time we were shrunk.