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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[alienates]

Fuck you
I will go for your tongue before you can go for my tongue.

[notbunaga]

i bet you neglected to mention you stabbed me back too

[alienates]

The important word there is "back."
It was self-defense!!!

[notbunaga]

yeah and i didnt go around whining to everyone you did it
i hadnt even thought about it until now. it was a total non-issue, you drama queen

[alienates]

It just came up in conversation!
Somehow.

[ he doesn't remember how it got eased into conversation actually. ]

[notbunaga]

please
id put good money on this not being the only person youve told too, honestly

[alienates]

What???
No!!!
I don't go walking around, blabbing to people like that.

[notbunaga]

whenever youre around me in person i cant get you to shut up
i dont believe you

[alienates]

You talk back to me the same exact amount.
This is a two way street here, except I am backing away from you in mine and yet you keep coming.
Anyway I only brought you up then because I was helping someone out.

[notbunaga]

[Karkat it's nice that you're trying to help someone out but-]

listen if anything we are two opposite ends of a magnet attempting to back away from each other with no success
literally the only way i could put more effort into avoiding you is to have you electronically tagged
but im sure thatd mess up somehow too and we'd still run into each other

[alienates]

That also would not help your whole, "I am not a stalker" thing you have going for you.
In fact it'll dock some points from your favor.
You'd be put into a watchlist.

[notbunaga]

does it really count if i do that, then use it to avoid you at all costs
it's like anti-stalking

[alienates]

You still know where I am so it's still considered stalking.
What if I put a tracker in you???

[notbunaga]

dont be stupid

[alienates]

What
So you could put a tracker in me but I couldn't do the same to you?

[notbunaga]

yeah pretty much

[alienates]

Bullshit!!
I can easily track you if I wanted.
I'd be better at it than you would be.

[notbunaga]

have you ever had to do anything like this before?

[alienates]

What
You mean like... stalk people?
Inserting trackers into them?

[notbunaga]

that's exactly what I mean

[alienates]

[ there is a long

long pause

(maybe even four irl days worth of it) ]

No.

[notbunaga]

i see
an inexperienced guy like you thinks he can keep up with me?
you're cocky

[She's fucking with him.]

[alienates]

DON'T WRITE ME OFF.
You have nothing on me.

[notbunaga]

you'd use one of those cheap knockoff brand tracker chips that'd break before it even gets in
i just know it

[alienates]

The ONLY reason I would use something like that is because you are not worth the more expensive shit.