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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-01 08:52 pm

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Hello Users,

For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual.

R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™.

The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that.

Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times.

Thank you for your patience,

Janet Wiseman
Human Resources
Retrspec Incorporated

As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!)

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.
twostringsonebow: (64 but no one sees me)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2017-07-02 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm interested in knowing the kinds of "cutting-edge algorithms" they used to determine the demographics best suited to try out this app of theirs, but it does seem to be top of the line... Truly a one stop shop for social media.

Their obvious agenda to have a monopoly on the internet and using "selected" beta participants to ensure that they have an audience to use their app aside, I really don't like knowing my apples dance. The fact I've been living in ignorance of this and eating them...


[ugh.]

It's off putting, to say the least. [The least.] I thought it'd be one of the first things they'd divert their resources to fixing. The colors aren't as pressing in my opinion.

[It does make his modelling gig a little weird. How do they even pick out what looks best when there's certain colors missing from existence? He's missing his blues. Grey looks so plain on him.]
browbeater: That was NOT the reaction I wanted. (Goddamnit.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-07-02 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
call me crazy, but i didn't take that message to mean we were losing anymore colors. which makes it... slightly more ominous, tbh.
lalliho: (tips this over the edge)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-02 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'll try the exorcism anyway

easier than learning my phone settings to find where to turn off all these stupid notifications
surprising: ❙ dns (pic#10758009)

[personal profile] surprising 2017-07-02 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
maybe they love keeping us in suspense
after all, they probably liked watching us freak out about the loss of blue and green
youraffection: (pic#10015986)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-07-02 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
yea pm
but without the rugged swagger and bg music
so i didnt feel badass at all
bloodbiter: (are you spaghettifying on me)

[personal profile] bloodbiter 2017-07-02 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Could you be a bit more specific about that? What you mentioned about new users, that is.
lalliho: (no wait i don't like that)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-02 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
that's creepy stop that
doitrockapella: (HURT ❖ it's cool it's only a flesh wound)

[personal profile] doitrockapella 2017-07-02 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
That must've been difficult to cope with.

[Good, a success. She likes successes. Moreover, she likes chasing as many of them as possible, so she'll just have to see if she can't continue to keep Rosalind's spirits up.]

How did you manage?
adoringpast: (it's so magical)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-07-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
actually you can turn it off

but that's it. you can't quit or delete the app or whatever. it's irritating i know, especially since you rarely see any good posts around here.
tarotcards: (tumblr_inline_n304q8odft1qhaskl)

[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-07-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Cooing over his cats, you say? Personally, I have never caught him doing that (and if you know about it, please tell me that it's true), but I can let you know that he seems rather fond of the cats. After all, some of those cats are mine.

When I've asked him to catsit a few of them, he seemed far more than willing to take them off my hands. It wouldn't be so far-fetched to say that he's a cat lover like his nephews.
seeker: (26.)

[personal profile] seeker 2017-07-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
it's a bad day when the loss of an entire color is the benign option.
i'd rather have a concrete thought of what we might lose than go crazy thinking of all the more important things we could lose.
browbeater: credit to <lj user=fjords site=plurk.com>, pleeeease dns (pic#7029648)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-07-02 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
wish i could.

i've stopped trying to delete it.
doitrockapella: (ATTITUDE ❖ i'm the motherflippin')

[personal profile] doitrockapella 2017-07-02 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think so, too. You might even say you grayed my mind.
originallutece: let's start with part 1 section A and go from there (talk; what do i dislike about you?)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-07-02 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sleeping in my office, mostly. The upside is that alcohol goes a lot farther when you're six inches tall; a companion of mine and I got drunk off a few drops of wine and passed the time that way.
thisloveisjustice: (clueless)

[personal profile] thisloveisjustice 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Because it's easier to pick something that's related to what's already going on,
than take a guess at the countless aspects of our world that could be affected.

But if you want to take a stab in the dark, here's one. Taking into consideration Jim's advice last month to learn how to start a fire, perhaps the climate is going to undergo a sudden shift, and rather than summer we will suddenly be in the middle of winter, and will need to use fire to keep warm. Or perhaps the electric grid is going to go down, and we will need fire to cook.
browbeater: credit to <lj user=fjords site=plurk.com>, pleeeease dns (pic#7029648)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGH. souji, mako is willing to believe a lot of things. this is not it.]

annnnnd what is the government's ultimate goal here
doitrockapella: (LOOK ❖ god lee stop being such a tool)

[personal profile] doitrockapella 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
That must be difficult to juggle. What jobs are they? Are they all in your areas of interest?
hollywooding: (78.)

[personal profile] hollywooding 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
why? how old do you think i am?
and it's nice to meet you too.


[ you could just make these easy and actually answer him, mary, or you could make life difficult ]
originallutece: don't confess your love ohhhhh buddy no (talk; oh buddy no)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, how many cats do you lot have in total?
redarm: (grumble)

[personal profile] redarm 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
oh hi.
i mean like
youre gonna get weird visions that are someones memories
also creepy stuff in the mail
or wake up with changes to your body.

shit like that.
livingdeadgirl: (frown 2)

just quietly sneaks in here

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
that's Dave's fault
he came up with it
you can just call them "visions" if you want, that's what I do
feistytrader: (gold's hat is huge too)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-07-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
They stop dancing when you blend them.

[There are many, many things he could have said to him, but this seems like the best start. Of note is that his name doesn't show up as Silver, but rather as Gintaro Suzukaze.]
tarotcards: (/thumbs up)

[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-07-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's perfect. I'd even say ingenious. They'll never see it coming as well.

I can begin collecting supplies for said colour bomb immediately so we can initiate plan Colour Run as soon as possible.


[ you're welcome 8) ]
erythristic: (tomorrow.)

[personal profile] erythristic 2017-07-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
i'll keep my hair. retrospec saw fit to give me another present last month. or well, they chose to move their hand.
youraffection: (game005)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-07-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
thats
idek
i mean its not like were paying them 4 this...the app is free and so is our misery