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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[complementing]

it's less surviving and more dealing with it until we can figure out how to change things back

actually, we could say that of this whole app tbh

[complementing]

that people are here to help you through anything that might happen

[notbunaga]

i have to be honest, dirk
im just tired

i considered getting angry or insulting them or whatever ive been saying every time one of these goes up
but it's an effort in futility since they never reply
and at the rate things are escalating i dont have the energy to spare
so
i guess in summary
fuck retrospec but ill save my energy for when theyre within throttling distance

[notbunaga]

to be frank, you have to weigh your options
jim read like the new age "haha hey we're hip and casual like our userbase" brand of obnoxiousness
janet is being professional and forthright but distant so you can't gauge her beyond the corporate image

considering jim never said anything useful anyway ill take the latter

1/3

[notbunaga]

i see
one second

[notbunaga]

[She puts her phone down, stands up, walks to the kitchen area of Sakura's apartment, takes out a plate.

And just.

very.

carefully.

Actually, there's no care at all taken when she flings it against the nearest wall in a fit of anger, because retrospec took her best friend away knowingly.]

[notbunaga]

["one second" was about ten minutes]

sorry about that
do you know the name of the guy who found the file?

[notbunaga]

yeah yeah i know
this doesnt absolve them or anything
but it was a long june
ill take every small victory i can right now
im still approaching this shady mega corporation with the utmost caution dont worry

[notbunaga]

well, jim was smug and cryptic while telling us nothing
janet is curt and professional while telling us nothing

so ill take janet if only because the former bugs me
it's like getting a 404 on a website and instead of just saying there was an error it tries to be goofy and relatable
im not about that

[commandertoolbelt]

retrospec's kind of like those obnoxious emails you keep hitting unsubscribe on and they keep coming back no matter what

[insantafe]

We've seen how many of these posts now, and you really think you're the only one?

[gudaguda]

Sakura Fujiwara shared a photo. July 1 2017 near Recolle

Hi everyone! It's Sakura again. This is a little off topic, but since we're talking about fixing things... I'm sorry you have to look at this broken plate but I found this on the floor of my kitchen, so my girlfriend's dog must have gotten to it... I don't wanna scold Souji but if I have to I will. (●﹏●✿) I don't wanna tho but dogs and plates don't go well together. Is it still worth saving? Or should I just throw it away? It was a nice plate...

[ ooc: context: sakura's girlfriend broke a plate ]

[fashioneebo]

Yes. Yes, you are.

[browbeater]

we know all that. but i bet the realization just dawned on you that it was really weird, right?

it's something about the app.

[browbeater]

yeah it's weird.

we're not all thinking we're having a collective psychotic break anymore, at least.

[lalliho]

the point is that in person puppies are worse than internet puppies

[lalliho]

I'm still not convinced everyone here isn't under some collective crazy

[lalliho]

[Horse.......................

wh... wait, what the heck]

why would they take away horses

I mean I like chocobos fine but what did horses ever do

[lalliho]

it's not sad if it's what I want

in the way you mean probably not

[flexer]

The cancellation fee is $250,000.

[flexer]

The guy before her, Jim, usually provided step-by-step pictures.
You would have loved him.

And by that I mean you probably/most definitely would have had a worse time.
So there's that???

Also for future reference they apparently never respond to anything we have to say so.
I mean if it helps then do you.

[lalliho]

I honestly can't tell if you're supposed to be helpful or unhelpful in the weirdest way

[hollywooding]

how long have people had the app?
--sorry for all the questions.

[flexer]

Considering Retrospec's track record? It's questionable.

And by that I mean I really doubt they're trying to give us a hand with anything.

[hollywooding]

how does someone even take away color?
the more questions i have the more pissed off i get.