asking for a friend

[esperimental]

Ritsu Kageyama 7/2 near Chata

Welcome to all the unfortunate new users of Retrospec. You should know the unnatural changes of the world also affect loved ones outside the city, who are oblivious as the non-Retrospec users here; you might also experience some physical changes or receive unwanted things in the mail. Usually at the start of the month, given others' accounts. Anyway... If people were being very insistent. (Very.) And refusing to take no for an answer, what type of birthday present would you ask for? P.S. Indecisiveness is unhelpful and not the point of the post, please refrain from posting so unless you have some idea.

Comments

[chargebomb]

I don't think the roach is that expensive
Probably

[esperimental]

If you get me a roach I'll just let it starve in its box.

[ The monster!! ]

[chargebomb]

Whoa okay chill
I'll get you a rock, there

[esperimental]

Please just keep your gift ideas to your actual friends.

[ Now he really has to wonder if the average 13 year old is like Shou... ]

[chargebomb]

You were asking for gift ideas!
And I offered some decent ones right?

[esperimental]

Invalidated by roach idea.

[chargebomb]

Some people really do have them as pets, you know!

[esperimental]

I don't want to be one of them!

[ Achievement Unlocked: Made Ritsu use ! ]

[chargebomb]

[ S-SCORE... ]

How about a scorpion or a tarantula?

[esperimental]

... You really like a lot of animals.

[ JUST... GOING TO SEE IF HE CAN DEFLECT THIS OFF HIMSELF. ]

[chargebomb]

I guess I do
Who doesn't like animals?

[esperimental]

Eh.

[ heathen ]

[chargebomb]

You're unbelievable
Come on what's your favorite animal
I'll spam you with cute pics

[esperimental]

None and thus inapplicable

[ IS HE GOING TO START GRADING ANIMALS?? ]

[chargebomb]

I bet it's something out there
Like the naked mole rat you seem like a naked mole rat kind of guy

[esperimental]

Dare I ask why?

[chargebomb]

You kinda live behind a rock? [ who doesn't know what a switch is?]

[esperimental]

I'll work on fixing that.

I don't want to seem like a naked mole rat person.

[chargebomb]

With luck one day you can appreciate cute animals like capybara and degus
I believe in you dude

[esperimental]

I appreciate your passion for obscure mammals.

Not sure why it has to specifically be angled "cute" though.

[chargebomb]

Okay you have a point
Naked mole rats can be cute too
I feel bad now I didn't mean to insult them they're trying their best like everyone else

[esperimental]

Trying their best by being their natural selves is usually a people term.

[chargebomb]

I dunno I feel like people sometimes don't even try at all [ ... is this... cynicism? ]

[esperimental]

Fair enough.

[ Sometimes you just gotta do a violence and lash out against societal norms. Like they do later. smh boys ]

[chargebomb]

But really though
Lighten up a little and have a good birthday