approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

[thesettingsun]

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Comments

[youraffection]

og facebook guy
wasnt he the one who got booted?

[thesettingsun]

[A quick wikipedia trip later...]

I think he just left to go make a web app.

[youraffection]

oh
well
thats less scandalous than i thought
i swear some social media guy left in shame...

[thesettingsun]

Probably. Do you think it was Myspace? Because I haven't actually thought about Myspace in years.

[youraffection]

oh shit
TOM
i totally 4got about him!
wow it must suck 2 realize ur totally irrelevant now

[thesettingsun]

That's unfair. I think maybe two people might still use Myspace.

[youraffection]

ok well i guess tom is super relevant to those 2 ppl
but they dont count if theyre his mom and grandma

[thesettingsun]

Rude. But also fair.

No one outside of Recolle uses Retrospec, right? I feel so much safer insulting people with armies of lawyers now.

[youraffection]

haha
tru fact!
and i mean the internet was basically made so we can shoot shit
nothing 2 worry about right?

[thesettingsun]

I'm not worth suing anyway. You're probably right.

[youraffection]

do u think jim is suable

[thesettingsun]

I wish. We'd have so much to get him for.

[youraffection]

ur tellin me!
well maybe well get lucky someday
thisll have 2 end at some point right?

[thesettingsun]

God, I hope so, or I'll go nuts.

[youraffection]

well just have 2 keep trying 2 figure this stuff out
and hey bitching sessions r an important part of that if u ask me

[thesettingsun]

Absolutely. The internet is a time-honored vehicle for complaining about everything.

[youraffection]

lets keep the tradition alive

[thesettingsun]

We'll keep bitching on the internet for years and years to come.

[youraffection]

even jim cant stop us!

[thesettingsun]

What would he even do, cut us off from Retrospec? Oh no, how terrible.

[youraffection]

haha right?
maybe we should try 2 piss him off more

[thesettingsun]

Nothing about writing a nice ode to Janet says we can't write another poem insulting her.

[youraffection]

truth!
or u know just bc its nice 2 janet doesnt mean it has 2 b nice 2 him

[thesettingsun]

An ode to Janet, who admirably puts up with her creepy stalker coworker.

[youraffection]

yea man
i almost feel sorry 4 her