this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

Comments

[crudest]

1. don't talk to me about nice smelling shampoo
all you have is shit
2. HOLD UP
MORE IMPORTANT
DID YOU JUST EXPRESS AN OPINION INDICATING YOU HAVE ANY SEXUALITY

[stopbleeding]

i said i know women. why wouldn't i have sexuality?

[isn't that something everyone's just born with??]

[crudest]

are you serious
I'm so fucking done with you

[stopbleeding]

what

[crudest]

nope
not having this conversation
just know you're an idiot
and i regret every conversation we've ever had

[stopbleeding]

what's your problem!? you're the one who asked!

[crudest]

don't talk to me you dense prude

[stopbleeding]

[HE'S SO CONFUSED]

you don't make any sense.

[crudest]

if that was the case
you'd have to admit you can't be surprised

but no you started this one
ended it really quickly too

[stopbleeding]

i just said i know what women's perfume smells like!

[crudest]

i just feel really bad you know
for all the people who think you have the same libido as a normal person
and don't know what they're getting into
and find themselves wandering into this abyss of disappointment
running into the wall of your dense ass

and i feel really bad for me too
for different reasons
but especially me

[stopbleeding]

what are you saying? you've hit the "wall of my dense ass"?

[what does that even mean??]

i told you i don't have time to be interested in that sort of stuff. i'll care when i've accomplished what i need to do.

[crudest]

i'm saying you can't tell when someone's hitting on you
unless they're doing it with a sledgehammer

yeah yeah and that's relatable
i don't give a shit if you're delaying it
but your radar just doesn't exist

[stopbleeding]

dammit are you talking about that old lady?

[crudest]

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE OLD LADY

[stopbleeding]

THEN WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE ABOUT?!

[crudest]

hey
i have an idea
let's make it fun
you have 3 guesses
and if you don't get it in the 3
you play my penalty game

[stopbleeding]

what's the penalty game

[crudest]

afraid you can't handle it?

[stopbleeding]

you're on.

1. that bartender from the other night

[crudest]

that was only the first time you saw him
i don't feel that bad for him
he tried to score my number after anyway??
i should've put snails down his shirt

[stopbleeding]

why didn't you?
was i right though? he was doing it right?

[crudest]

not the one i was talking about
so you still have 2 more guesses
he was being subtle

also i was too drunk to handle snails

[stopbleeding]

the guy was being subtle or the bartender was?

2. the clerk at the vitamin shop

[crudest]

bartender

also definitely not on that one
you have such shit taste