found: weapon of dubious quality in locked car

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee shared a photo. 07/11 near Tisse

Does this gun belong to anyone? และในข่าวอื่น ๆ ฉันได้รับความสามารถในการพูดในภาษาใหม่ คาดเดาอะไร? ดูเหมือนว่า hallucinomemories มาจากสามเหลี่ยมทองคำ!

[OOC: basically: And in other news, I've gained the ability to speak in a new language. Guess what? Looks like the hallucinomemories are from the Golden Triangle!]

Comments

[lalliho]

you just found a gun?

[vendettastool]

Usually the weird people of Retrospec mail stuff like this but yeah, I found it. In my locked car.

[lalliho]

do you have enemies that would frame you

[vendettastool]

Most of my enemies would walk up to me and punch me tbh.

Except the ones that will challenge me to a duel in Last Fantasy.

1/??

[frostythehitman]

[ As soon as James sees this, he freezes for a horrible, nauseating moment.

And then immediately dives for his closet, violently tearing through it to get to the little case hidden deep in the darkest corner. Sure enough, when he opens it, it's empty.

Now he is in full blown panic mode. ]

WHAT THE DUDE

[frostythehitman]

*DUDE
*DID
*FIDO
*DRAG
*FISH

[ okay jesus christ he can't rely on autocorrect right now he is freaking way too bad for it to interpret this. He's going to have to carefully type this like some kind of prehistoric caveman. ]

WHAT THE FUCK

ok i'm done

[frostythehitman]

HOW DID YOU GET THAT

1/2

[vendettastool]

It was in my car?

[vendettastool]

Is it yours?

1/2

[frostythehitman]

No, when did I say it was my gun?!

[private]

[frostythehitman]

YES IT'S MY GUN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH IT

[youraffection]

holy shit!?
wtf dude
that looks used 2

[vendettastool]

IKR? Don't these usually end up getting mailed or something and not just pop up?

[youraffection]

yea i think so
altho i did talk 2 someone who found 1 in their car 2

[vendettastool]

Is Jim escalating his attack on us?

[godcards]

You just happened to "find" a gun? Well, that's convenient.

[vendettastool]

Yup. It wasn't in my car when I got to work. It was in my car when I got in to go to my next meeting.

[godcards]

So you posted about it? What I'm saying is, it's suspicious given how casual you are about finding a weapon for no reason. Was this a gift from Retrospec, by chance?

[vendettastool]

Should I go sneaking around like a criminal hiding evidence? Besides I've told a number of people that I may just end up with all sorts of weapons the longer these hallucinomemories keep on going.

I can't think of anyone else that would put an old gun in my car, can you?

[tarotcards]

I really hope you didn't pick that up off the street.

[vendettastool]

I'm not that ridiculous. No, I found it in my car.

[tarotcards]

Were your windows down or your doors unlocked?

[skald]

Is that Thai? Did you learn that from Retrospec?

[the 'hallucinomemories' is the giveaway here.]

[vendettastool]

Yes and yes. Weird isn't it?

[skald]

You're telling me! I got Icelandic. (Thai seems much cooler.)