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[thisloveisjustice]

Tatsuo Kihara shared a photo. 07/17 near Tisse

So, apparently Fai Lachance is allergic to chocolate. That is almost the saddest thing I've ever heard. In other news, I see Retrospec has been handing out yet more guns. If you would like to learn how to properly care for your new firearm, I will be holding a basic gun safety class at Deadeye Shooting Range on Saturday. Just drop in whenever. I'll be there from 10 to 4. As for what qualifies me to offer this advice, I conduct ballistics tests for the Recolle Crime Lab. So I've taken apart. reassembled, and cleaned quite a few different guns. And fired them. If you want to know how to do that, I can show you that too, but there are better shots than me out there. You don't need to be a good shot to be able to properly take care of a gun though.

[ooc: Tatsuo is actually really annoyed about his center bingo square. Really annoyed. :D I'll be putting up a general bingo log in a few days for this and other misc stuff.]

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[crushcard]

... guess I can't buy him chocolate anymore, then.

He never told me this |: how did you find out?

[thisloveisjustice]

Ah, sorry.

We were talking about food. He said he didn't like fish and then somehow it came around to dessert.

[oh god, Tatsuo suddenly remembers there's a public conversation between him and Fai on the Retrospec post this month that directly references Fai's love of chocolate...]

[truedetective]

Age limit?

[thisloveisjustice]

16 as a soft limit. I'm really hoping there isn't anyone under 16 getting guns.

[truedetective]

Fair.
Still, in a country like this, it's never too early to introduce gun safety, don't you think?

[b0mbshell]

Kazuhira Miller I'll have to remember that in case I cook him something. I wouldn't want to make him sick.
Kazuhira Miller He's a good guy.
Kazuhira Miller Are you still teaching self defense classes, by the way?

[thisloveisjustice]

Tatsuo Kihara Yeah, he has such a sweet tooth. It's really a shame.
Tatsuo Kihara And yes, I am.

[Tatsuo is filled with such regret over this]

[b0mbshell]

Kazuhira Miller I think enough strange stuff keeps happening that I'd like to learn.

[He's still wary of running into the man with the eyepatch.]

Kazuhira Miller Do you ever offer private lessons?

[judgementkazzy]

Aw, man. Poor Fai. Do you think white chocolate is still okay?

[thisloveisjustice]

Technically it's not chocolate, but there might be too much risk of cross contamination?

[judgementkazzy]

I guess it depends on how serious of an allergy it is. I know he made cookies a few months ago, so is it a recent thing?

[me_matey]

dude might as well be dead

i couldnt live without chocolate, ya feel me?

[thisloveisjustice]

chocolate is alright

but coffee. coffee is a different story.

[me_matey]

same tbh.

especially the shit at the jpn community center. or the church.

cuz its free.

[wordcarvings]

That's a new one.

[ And he's known Fai for years, seen him eat chocolate, and treated him to chocolate. ]

[thisloveisjustice]

Yeah, I had no idea you could even be allergic to chocolate.

[wordcarvings]

That is not really what I meant.

[reticence]

Handing out guns...? How exactly do you mean?

[This particular bodyguard is not happy about the sound of that.]

[thisloveisjustice]

I'm going to assume you already know about the hallucimemories. If not, please correct me.

Basically, people have been receiving/finding items from Retrospec that supposedly belong to the individual the memories originate from. A number of these items have been weapons of various kinds, including firearms.

[reticence]

I know about them, yes. I don't know if anyone has ever referred to them as such to me before, but I know of them.

I just hadn't known that they were handing out weapons so readily, especially to people who may not know how to use them. It's not a bad idea, all in all. What you're doing, I mean.

[originallutece]

What would you be charging for this class?

[thisloveisjustice]

Let's say $5 for 30 minutes, to help cover the coast of lane rental. The range is giving me a discount on the lane since I'm teaching a safety class, but it's still not cheap to rent out a lane for several hours.

[flowrite]

Wait, I am?!

That IS the saddest thing I've ever heard!!!

1/2

[thisloveisjustice]

Nothing like having your favorite food try to kill you, right?

2/2

[thisloveisjustice]

I'm sorry. It was for the bingo game. Please accept a box of macarons as a symbol of my deep regret.