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Hello Users,

Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues.

You have my sincere thanks for your assistance.

Thank you,

Janet Halloway
Human Resources
Retr

spec Incorporated

As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed.

Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results.

City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else!

Furthermore:

-Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them.
-Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again!
-Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet.
-There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties.
-The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow.
-Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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i mean i think i would argue kazuma kiryu is the best boyfriend to walk the face of the earth
but ill give you second best for mista

I respect your wrong opinion.

thats exactly the kinda guy mista should have!
you pass the test `.)

Thank you for your blessing!

[he's glad he won't get a horse head dumped in his bed or something, especially since he shares that bed with Mista]

[ the yakuza are more subtle ]

Ive known you guys were going to be good for each other for a while
Im really happy for you

I appreciate it, but how long is a while?

`.)

Next question, how long have you been using eyepatch emoticons??

since i lost my eye
the normal ones aren't right that's not what my face looks like

I respect your commitment to accurate emoticons. Someone else would have just used the standard ones out of laziness.

haha thanks

were you able to spend time with mista while all of this was going on?

I'm staying in his apartment. It's safer not to be alone, you know.

dont let the pope know

[ hes just teasing ... ]

I will absolutely be sure not to call up the Pope and tell him that we cohabitated while unmarried. Imagine the scandal.

a member of the pope's own family, sleeping with someone outside of wedlock

We'd end up in all the Catholic tabloids.

what else do they even print in those
the scandal of womens skirts becoming shorter?

Bishops with indulgences, bibles with typos saying "thou shalt commit adultery", that kind of thing.

are there really bibles with typos

Yep. It's actually kind of amusing to read about them. "For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted God, adorned themselves, being in subjection to their owl husbands."

owl husbands
fuck

[ if retrospec were like plurk majima would change his display to owl husbands ]

[Same, Majima, same.]

Here's another good one: "thy son that shall come forth out of thy lions"

i bet theres a hot fucking market for buying typo bibles

There is, actually. A bible that reads 'the Parable of the Vinegar' instead of 'Vineyard' sold for $5000 and that one isn't even that funny.

damn
well when the cabaret club business doesnt work out i know where im going next

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