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[recollecters]

Hello Users, Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues. You have my sincere thanks for your assistance. Thank you, Janet Halloway Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed. Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results. City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else! Furthermore: -Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them. -Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again! -Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet. -There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties. -The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow. -Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[frostythehitman]

Well, I suplexed a cow to death and broke up a wedding by killing the groom.

What do you mean by "confirmation" though?
How do you know you can trust it?

[twelfthspark]

Like a *cow* cow, or one of those weird things with too many legs that ate my paycheck?

[what on earth has been going on this past few weeks]

[frostythehitman]

One of the weird ones that keep trying to steal stuff.

It was trying to steal our office supplies.

leaves the autocorrect in on purpose

[twelfthspark]

Gross. I don't know how you managed to duplex it but it deserves it

i hate this stupid pun (no, i love it)

[frostythehitman]

What can I say, a cow's just no match for my raw strength.

[ This is a lie, he is pretty sure he pulled something doing that. And could've broken his back. But hey, he DID suplex it. Might as well pass it off as being no big deal. ]

[twelfthspark]

[side-eyes that reply... was there a pun in there]

Something from Retrospec? Like you don't really strike me as the gym type, just saying.

[frostythehitman]

What's that supposed to mean?

No, Retrospec didn't make me any stronger, this is all me. Why wouldn't I be strong enough to suplex a cow?

[twelfthspark]

Arlene Sinclair shared a photo. 8/25 near Recollé University

[frostythehitman]

ftfy

[twelfthspark]

do you know many football players who could suplex a cow?

[belligerentwarrior]

sometimes i question how you choose to spend your time

[twelfthspark]

You're spending yours reading this

[frostythehitman]

I do, actually--see diagram.

[twelfthspark]

Why are so many of the cow-suplexing football players emo

[parodeity]

what the hell were you in one of the other weird places
or was back here just as willd

sphinx read a flashdrive to us
as usual can you ever really trust anything 100%
but it backs up my own opinions so ill support this study
10/10 daves agree it sounds legit

[frostythehitman]

Both, kind of--we were in the Retrospec building. The cows were in their basement, but we had to fix an unreality twist under the ocean where we had to save Joanne from a wedding.

Where was the flash drive from?

[parodeity]

dead dude inside an evil space mecha

[frostythehitman]

...yeah, okay. Why not, fine, whatever.

Where the hell were you that you were finding evil space mechas?

[parodeity]

well
in space mostly
thats literally where we were
we had to fly the mecha home

[frostythehitman]

Where in space are we talking?

[parodeity]

just kinda up in orbit?
close enough to fly home

[frostythehitman]

[ that is. SO COOL. ]

And there were just mechs floating around up there? That no one else noticed this whole time?

Damn, Retrospec conspiracy stuff must go deep.

[parodeity]

you know i kind of wonder if it was always there
or if it only got there after this "storm" or whatever

[frostythehitman]

Beats me. They're both equally insane, which means they're both equally likely to be true.

You think if we found a telescope picture from before last month, we'd be able to see them in orbit?

[parodeity]

maybe?
we can like try although given how weird the unreality is or was or whatever
we may get nada
but like what do we lose by looking