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[recollecters]

Hello Users, Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues. You have my sincere thanks for your assistance. Thank you, Janet Halloway Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed. Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results. City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else! Furthermore: -Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them. -Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again! -Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet. -There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties. -The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow. -Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[impulsives]

You doing ok over there?

[lingeringwill]

i find the wisdom of our sixteenth president to be appropriate in these times of crisis

Yeah I'm good

You make it out in one piece?

[impulsives]

i lost like three weeks of my life being stuck under the water.

Aside from that I'm ok I guess

[lingeringwill]

being cut off from everyone...that must've been really rough, dude.

As long as you're not badly injured, that's good in my book, though

[impulsives]

right?? though I guess my sanity came into question a few times while I was there.

Like can you imagine an underwater mafia led by an octopus????

[lingeringwill]

uh

Actually

I cannot

[impulsives]

yeah. that's the kind of crap I had to deal with.

that and ghost pirates

[lingeringwill]

dude what

I can only imagine how traumatic it must have been down there

But as someone who loves nautical shit that sounds pretty fucking interesting

[impulsives]

we should've traded places then, i'm sure you'd like flirting with mermaids a bit more compared to me.

or maybe even digging around a pirate's treasure, if that also floats your boat.

[lingeringwill]

heh. Boat.

I'm glad you're okay dude

But seriously keep going this is really fucking interesting
Were you assailed(lol) by a bunch of monstrous cephalopod??

[impulsives]

people say puns are the lowest form of humor.

but i say fuck that puns are great because it does what it does when it works.

kind of.

so before the whole under the sea bit, i was stuck in a cruise ship that's being uh, hugged, to put a lack of a better term by a giant octopus.

so we kinda beat the octopus up yeah? to get it to stop wrecking the ship but it was too late, so we kinda boarded the sub that's miraculously in the ship.



















and then we found out that the octopus we're beating up is the daughter of the local underwater mob leader.

that's about to be married


because the octopus we beat up was wearing a veil.

i ain't making this shit up man.

[lingeringwill]

that's the most insane

Coolest thing I've ever heard

Fuck

I wish i could've been there

Octopus bride


Bring me next time ok
Jesus christ, dude

All i did was get attacked by a big dumb bird

[impulsives]

man if that's cool to you

why couldn't we trade place-

wait

what the fuck man are you actually ok now.