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Hello Users,

Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues.

You have my sincere thanks for your assistance.

Thank you,

Janet Halloway
Human Resources
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As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed.

Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results.

City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else!

Furthermore:

-Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them.
-Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again!
-Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet.
-There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties.
-The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow.
-Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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that's

[uh]

senior year?

no...its junior, i think?
i dunno, systems weird over here.

i got two more years left.

that's way too many.

[wait. shit.]

i mean stay in school or something. don't do drugs.

[this is his attempt at being a responsible adult]

[AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE]

...that just makes me wanna do drugs more.

you're really easily convinced.

well i am an impressionable youth
we're like fucking tofu or whatever, right?
let me hear a heavy metal song and ill probably join a cult

why the hell are you fucking tofu?!

uh
its a metaphor? or...simile?
whatever. figure of speech.

i've never heard it.

[which means it must be a lie. tofu-pervert.]

....
tofu or figures of speech?

Edited 2017-08-27 18:31 (UTC)

tofu as a figure of speech.

i know what figures of speech are.

[OK JUST CHECKING]

tofu picks up the flavour of anything you cook it with. so to say someones like tofu, it means they are very impressionable.

so lotta adults think kid are like tofu, because they think if were exposed to anything questionable, itll ruin us forever. you know, "think of the children" and all that shit.

they could just say kids are impressionable and get it over with.

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stinky tofu is the worst

[necessary commentary]

yes it is.

[thank you prompto for that insightful comment]

[....]

Of course he'll be staying in school. Won't you, Noah?

[Because Fai will come to your door and drag you to school if he has to.]

tch.

i didnt say i was gonna drop out! as tempting as it is...

You'd better not! I'll pick you up on my way to work and drop you off at school every day if I have to. School is important!

i dont need to be driven to school! [THATS UNCOOL]
ill fucking go okay?!

What, you don't want to be seen getting dropped off in my super cool pink car? ;)

[..........]

only if i can drive it.

[Nevermind he has no idea how to drive]

Do you have a learner's permit?

uh
im signed up for drivers ed this fall

does that count?

I don't know, do you still have to have a learner's permit to practice driving with an adult driver? It's been a while since I learned. But if you get a permit and you promise to be good to her you can drive (◠‿◠✿)

[fuck yes actual car to drive]

ok
ill let you know.
and ill be holding you to this.

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