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Hello Users,

Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues.

You have my sincere thanks for your assistance.

Thank you,

Janet Halloway
Human Resources
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As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed.

Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results.

City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else!

Furthermore:

-Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them.
-Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again!
-Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet.
-There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties.
-The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow.
-Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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phantom jeep
lets move chronologically down this list dude

got it!
well first we spent our first, like, week in the jungle
it was dumb
the less said about it the better

but then, when it was time for us to go to our next destination?
our ride came by itself!
it was a jeep big enough for all of us and it was driven by no one
it took us all the way to a temple
totally bananas man!

like an amusement park ride???

yeah but for reals!!
no track or anything
like a ghost was driving!

i played poker with a coyote?

what??
dude how did you top that so easily
was it like the cartoon one??

idk we had shenanigans
also no it was like a normal coyote
except it talked
and ran a coyote hustler gang?

okay dude we're overshooting normal a little bit here

when was the last time normal was even a remote option

a long time ago in a social network far far away
but hey you're the one who tried to use the word to begin with!

i mean true
i barely remember normal though we cant take my words as sense here

true that
okay, moving on
coyotes!

yeah we had to play poker with them for a piece of our mecha

sounds fair
wait you were part of that mecha business??

yeah that was my squad
we learned to drive it mostly

"mostly"
well at least it sounds like you made it out in one piece
so i guess you did good enough?

hope so
i definitely tried my best?

that's all they could ask of you man
still, i'm a little jealous!
riding a dragon and commanding knights was pretty darn cool
but i always wondered what it's like to drive a mecha!

man im jealous of the dragon thing though??

it was a one in a lifetime experience!
although you'd probably be less jealous of the first part when she tried to kill us

ah that kinda thing
howd you become friends?

well a unicorn helped me find this giant collar
once we slipped it on her, she became a lot more agreeable!
she telepathically thanked us and was also a princess

what
why are our lives this way
you lived an afterschool cartoon special

there wasn't any random moral at least

that makes it automatically better than every other special ever

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digthefuzz - 2017-09-16 04:44 (UTC) - Expand