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[recollecters]

Hello Users, Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues. You have my sincere thanks for your assistance. Thank you, Janet Halloway Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed. Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results. City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else! Furthermore: -Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them. -Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again! -Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet. -There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties. -The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow. -Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[digthefuzz]

oh snap

okay, well that sounds pretty cool actually
well aside from having to do their work for them
what now we're their little intern monkeys??
at least you learned some things

[frostythehitman]

Ugh don't put it like that. I don't want to be lower on the totem pole than Maurice.

And we didn't JUST run errands for them. We also saved Joanne from a giant sea monster marriage. So at least it wasn't all intern errands.

[digthefuzz]

you're right. my bad, saying that would be going way too far!

whoa but that sounds pretty cool! what was that like??

[frostythehitman]

[ well, he dislocated his shoulder and nearly passed out right underneath the monster and had to get dragged out by someone else, so

NOT GREAT ]

Eh, whatever. It had three heads but we kicked its ass right at the altar and everything.

[digthefuzz]

[Sounds fun!!]

wow
good job, man!!
this is like some real superhero stuff going on

[frostythehitman]

I didn't know superheroes busted up underwater monster marriages.

[digthefuzz]

i dunno
with some of the things i've been seeing in comics, that doesn't sound too far off

[frostythehitman]

...yeah okay you make a fair point. This still doesn't make me a superhero though.

Maybe you are, though, you had that whole masked man saving bystanders thing going on. What'd you do with the mask?

[digthefuzz]

lost it in the jungle
rip spork
but hey you were fighting the good fight back then too!
thanks tho

[frostythehitman]

You think it's still out there? What if you introduced the invasive spork species to the jungle wildlife?

And yeah, thanks, I guess? It's not like I did anything I wouldn't normally do.

[ Because obviously, obviously, he would dive headfirst into punching monsters left and right regardless of what caused them. ]

[digthefuzz]

oh man, what have i done!
those jungle critters will grow up on the best of smash mouth

hey well if that's true then that's even cooler than me!
it means you're heroic by nature, dude

[frostythehitman]

You're going to mutate them with that. We're going to have to fight them 5 years from now and it'll be all your fault.

If you really want to convince yourself of that, then sure, but mostly it's just nice to be able to punch something without consequences for once.

[digthefuzz]

a true nightmare
will i ever be able to atone for my greatest sin??

hey, i don't need any convincing!
sounds like it was good for you tho

[frostythehitman]

Well yeah. It was pretty good stress relief.

Aside from the part where half the people on this app were missing and apparently the entire world was falling apart.

But that was exactly the kind of stress that I really needed to relieve, so I guess it works out.

[digthefuzz]

yeah we had a bit of a rough patch there
but hey, as long as it all works out in the end!

now what's next for james barnes

[frostythehitman]

School and football, I guess.

Hard to believe we're going from saving the world from hordes of monsters and destruction to school and homework, but that's just the way life with Retrospec is now.

There's also a battle of the bands gig at Cabin Eleven in a few weeks I'm doing, so I gotta prep my set for that.

[digthefuzz]

that is really weird now that you remind me
i've never had such mixed feelings about summer vacation before
and now things are just going to be so... normal

but whoa battle of the bands??
that sounds awesome man!
i know you're gonna rock it!!

[frostythehitman]

Yeah right, like it's going to actually be "normal." They were screwing with us all last year too. Just not enough that we had to put our lives on hold for a full month.

But who knows, maybe if this had happened during the school year, we'd just get a month off and never have to make it back up.

And hell yeah, I am. I've been working on a bunch of new songs for a new album, this is gonna be their first debut.

[digthefuzz]

point, point. i have to keep remembereding that normal should just not be considered to be a real word anymore

ohhh man exclusive sneak peek!
awesome!
i've gotta be there
i know i won't be square!

[frostythehitman]

Yeah. In fact, I'm gonna use that as a line for a song.

And yeah, I'm gonna be working on the album for another few months, so this is your first and last chance to hear them before I go back to tweaking them until like 2018.

[digthefuzz]

oh man, yeah, that would be so rad in a song!

whoa!
talk about a rare opportunity
now i definitely can't miss this!!