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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

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[daemonized]

Sacrifices must be made to ensure the safety of those which we hold dear.

[hjack69]

oh GREAT ardyn now im behind
i cant work under these conditions!!
look you made me use punctuation what the hell are we becoming

[daemonized]

Shouldn't that be, say, a bit more disconcerting than how we're all reacting?

[Says Ardyn who is really not seeming all that bothered by it.]

This sounds like the set-up to a crime thriller novel.

[daemonized]

Already gossiping about me on social media? The app's only just launched. I'm impressed. What girl?

And shouldn't you be studying right now?

[No student shall escape the above question.]

[true_noir]

[It took her a minute to figure out a/s/l, but she did. She might have done a websearch to be absolutely certain.]

Uhm, 18/F/Recolle? I think I did that right. And, I don't have one quite yet. I might eventually, but I'm saving up and pets are expensive.

And it does seem we're stuck with this now, doesn't it?

[hjack69]

i am a sweet and magnanimous soul i dont know where you got this idea that im too much of an asshole to stick my buddys head back on
and lbr i would probably kind of loot the place bc you wont be using any of it anymore

nah youre right youd prob still be unruffled and kinda patronizing even if nobody could hear your running commentary
im just sayin when the dude in tijuana finally gets around to coming after me its not gonna be pretty
the last time we talked he said " me comeré la lengua " which roughly means " i will eat your tongue "

[daemonized]

Don't use "we" like I'm a part of this. I use punctuation all the time; I'm old-fashioned like that. Besides, there's no time limit. I'm just cheating a little. She said she'd sketch up a few ideas for me.

[divine_braid]

Donald Maxwell

February 1 near Recollé

So, uh... this thing is apparently on every device I use. Is that normal?

And... has anyone figured how how to change their display name?

[orbweaver]

You're off to a great start already. After you take in all this advice, you'll be a bona vide social media expert.

1. Be yourself, screw the haters.
2. Don't take anything you read and watch on the internet too seriously.
3. Show pics of your animals, food you made and hot selfies to win the approval of total strangers.

[daemonized]

Now, I know people think I'm strange, but I certainly hope they haven't started thinking I'm dull. I've already tried uninstalling it, multiple times.

[hjack69]

about HA
uh
not important just google up clown porn to get your weirdass fix

!!! 18+ ONLY !!!

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/ check it
hes got all your adult clown needs covered

[true_noir]

I don't know? This just downloaded onto my phone, so I really couldn't tell you. Is this even legal, though?

[quaria]

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Ainsley Feray Menodora said...

[caelestialis]

That's understandable. Everyone deserves privacy and anonymity if they wish to have it. Not everyone will be willing to use that and that's alright.

You always had a way with words. I can almost imagine the cat frolicking in the garden, enjoying his activity before taking a break and then breaking out into his song for the moon. 🌕 🎶 🌹 🐈 🌹 He sounds like a sweetie and I know he lived a happy life if he got a chance to cross paths with you.

[tarotcards]

We need to take a stance for cats everywhere to let them shop wherever and whenever they want.

1/2

[hjack69]

wait
youre serious about valuing my advice arent you

[daemonized]

Just promise not to crash the car when you drive off in a blaze of fury with all my things in tow. Well, don't crash the red one, at least.

And may I ask why someone from Tijuana might appear and threaten to eat your tongue? I need context for when I'm literally hovering around nearby.

[hjack69]

this is why you get to be the class favorite
also i can appreciate anyone who appreciates quiche

[caelestialis]

Oh that's so sweet of you Dave! Both the fact you and Jade are willing to help the animals out and the offer. I would love to see some pictures. 📷 🐈 🐕 🐩

Do you have any opinions on any of them? Especially the doggos who live there? Because I'm going to be picking one up for sure after all this.

[quaria]

I have used online forums before, such as bluedit. But this is the first I have used that is specifically catered for socialization.

[standalonehuman]

Questionable. My gut tells me this is a violation of information security laws. This might have been a part of a different piece of software's terms of service, though. Such as, the terms on your own phone have a clause in there somewhere about being able to test software without your permission?

It's about the only way I can see this being legal.

Either way, hello. Officer Togusa, it's nice to meet you.

[orbweaver]

As much as I'd like to accept your offer, I'm a paying kinda gal.

Wouldn't want you to realize some day along the line that I'm taking advantage of you.
Having someone seek revenge against you? Worst relationship status ever.

[tarotcards]

I'm Yu. Souji's out trying to find the cat and take it back into Home Depot.

[ He knows that Aryan can see his username but hey, if he's playing around then Souji can play around. ]

And we don't just whisk them away. We're saving them.

[daemonized]

[A student is like blood in the water for a shark. Ardyn zooms in with disturbing precision, followed with the dreadful statement of:]

Perhaps you should spend less time on your phone and more time studying for your Torts class.

[standalonehuman]

Lou. Uh, it's Togusa. Did this catch everybody in the Department?

We've got to report this, right?