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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[voideity]

@retrospecmotherfucker u dont just add yourself to someone's phone
delete urself
0 stars i am highly offended
ok maybe 1 star bc im social media trash

@everyone else
a/s/l
thats a joke but do what you wanna
tell me about your cats retrospecers

#excuseu #waitdohashtagswork #howtheFUCKdoilivewithouthashtags

[okitactless]

I like dogs

[Starting wars already...]

[voideity]

dude dont go startin a flame war u cant win
tell me about ur dogs then

[onceandfuturemascot]

I'm pretty sure that this is telling everyone those things anyway
Maybe not location
Its kind of a problem
At least facebook tells you before it plasters all of your personal information in front of god and everybody

[voideity]

yeah i sure as hell dont remember scrollin thru any terms & conditions and clicking "ive read nd agree" without reading lately
so this feels a lil
idk illegal?? a breach of privacy at the fuckin least nd i dont appreciate it

[threnodeity]

52/f/The Depths of Despair

[voideity]

damn girl u look good for 52 how DO you do it

[twelfthspark]

I know, right? Didn't they learn from that U2 album nobody wanted? At least this looks marginally less terrible. Maybe.

[voideity]

lmao i wouldnt be too sure
but this is a lil more intrusive than a music album id say

[rhapsodeity]

roxy...
i do not want to see you disrespecting yourself like this
you are not trash!
in fact, i think your real rating for this crappy app is like
a negative billion

i do not have any cats
my apartment complex wont let me have pets
so i play with my best friends iguana and cats a lot
:)

[voideity]

jade im the worst trash
im sorry u had to find out this way
well its actually a lil fun even if its
intrusive af

aww jadey we need to sneak u in a pet
or take it up the apartment manager
let me at em ill give im whats for

[sharplydressed]

i don't have one yet but i really really want one like
are there any animals out there cuter than cats??

[voideity]

you need to get one stat
no there arent and anyone who says different is a dirty liar
cats are too good for this world 😻

[potentite]

21/M/My Apartment
But maybe someday my location will be... your heart.
Okay no wow that was really bad even for me jesus. I'm not deleting it though.
I let my shame stand like a man.
On topic: I used to have a cat? He was cute.
He was black and I named him Midnight because I was 4 and creative.

[voideity]

oh shit i have swooned
you have swooned me
haha no that was hilarious u have killed me dead
omfg thats goddamn adorable
i think the first cat i named was a white cat named marshmallow
no toddler is creative enough to name a cat well

[notbunaga]

20/yes/your place or mine

[voideity]

i guess it should really be age/gender/location but i like ur style 😉

[true_noir]

[It took her a minute to figure out a/s/l, but she did. She might have done a websearch to be absolutely certain.]

Uhm, 18/F/Recolle? I think I did that right. And, I don't have one quite yet. I might eventually, but I'm saving up and pets are expensive.

And it does seem we're stuck with this now, doesn't it?

[hjack69]

#whyisntthisworking #recolle #retrospec #totalbs #bringbackhashtags

ughhhhh
now what the hell am i supposed to do when i need to make passive aggressive swipes at people

[myboggartisthemoon]

Good lord, do people still use 'a/s/l/' in this day and age? I thought my generation beat that to death on AOL and IRC.

[covenantal]

We have two cats. Their names are Coffee and Cream. A few strays live with us, as well.

At the very least, we'll be able to share more pictures of them with this app.

[tarotcards]

My brother already replied with our cats ↑ so

do you have any cats as well?

[darkinferno]

#whereisroxystrider



#foundher

[mercurio]

i don't have a cat but for some reason we have tons of cats all over
part of my photography portfolio is dedicated to 'cats in strange places'

[wordcarvings]

Unfortunately I don't keep any pets because I don't have the time but I wish I could. Do you have cats?