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[recollecters]

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Comments

[parodeity]

no literally go hand it to someone who didnt get an invite to this
apparently that erases the app
until they like
hand it back
so its effectively a useless way of getting it off
since its only ever off when you dont have it???

[daemonized]

Shouldn't that be, say, a bit more disconcerting than how we're all reacting?

[Says Ardyn who is really not seeming all that bothered by it.]

This sounds like the set-up to a crime thriller novel.

[parodeity]

yeah its disconcerting but w/e
im not convinced as to the genre of the setup yet
there seems to be debate on it
crime thriller horror sci fi
we got like a shit ton of options at this early stage

[daemonized]

Why not go all in and assume everything? Aliens, government conspiracies, alternate universes... Do you have your tinfoil hat folded yet?

[parodeity]

nah
tinfoil doesnt go with my current fashion choices
ill risk the brainwaves you know
better to be fashionably dead than unfashionably alive or w/e

[daemonized]

And you claim to know a thing or two about fashion?

[a seemingly random question that is surely leading somewhere]

[parodeity]

enough not to dress like my bro yeah

[daemonized]

Then I have a Very Important Question for you.

Fedoras, yea or nay?

[parodeity]

oh god no
im a meme king i dont fuck with that kinda thing

[daemonized]

Surely you can't mean that. What's so bad about a fedora?

[parodeity]

honestly context
like
hm
pretty much anything needs context in an outfit
like i wouldnt ever say wearing a fedora with like casual clothes is ok?
there are instances in which it can be though so like what outfit are we talking here

[daemonized]

[listen, it's easier if he just sends you a picture, okay. Who knows who took it? It's a mystery.]

[parodeity]

it works with the outfit so in this context it passes
were you trying to get fashion advice for a reason
like
are you going on a date

[daemonized]

[Thank you, Dave. Thank you.]

Goodness, no. I'm just trying to make a point to a friend of mine. She's already made threats against the hat more than once.

[parodeity]

well have you worn it with other outfits

[daemonized]

Of course I have. All just as equally suited for it.

[parodeity]

is this a matter of you wanting to wear the hat w/ everything

[daemonized]

Is it such a crime? I find it both flattering and of good use on blindingly sunny days.

[parodeity]

ok well now its sounding like less a question of fashion and more like a stop wearing the same hat all the time dude argument
just guesstimating the other side here

[daemonized]

((continued over here!))