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[recollecters]

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Comments

[spes_phthisica]

nnnnnope (＾艸＾)
its weird i even made a clone without the app and deleted everything
but the moment i started the phone again
the app was already there even before id managed to dl the clone
weird right??? (∩╹□╹∩)

[katsudonfatale]

They got you too?

I mean... this is you, right?

[ BECAUSE WHAT IF THIS IS SOME HACKER PRETENDING TO BE MY COUSIN?? ]

[spes_phthisica]

if you mean the person who once tried to glue your jeans to your butt during that big family gathering when you were nine

i am absolutely that person (⌒.－)＝★

[What good proof of identity, right? How would hackers know what an absolute little hellbrat Soujirou was at 6, right?]

[katsudonfatale]

And now almost 200 people will know about it, yes.

Still, that's reassuring... in a way.

[spes_phthisica]

well we were kids so they probably just think its cute ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆
i mean it would be way weirder if i tried that now

[You don't... say...]

anyway at least the app doesnt seem to be doing anything bad
not even slowing down my phone or smth

[katsudonfatale]

Aren't you worried about the fact that it knows your name? What if it tries to steal more information?

[spes_phthisica]

hmm well maybe
but haha (^ц^ ) im not that interesting a person
and if it wants to steal all my student debt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ its welcome
so whats it going to do to me really

[katsudonfatale]

It's not that simple. What if somebody starts using this app to track everything you do and the places you go to and then tries to hurt or kidnap you?

[spes_phthisica]

why would they want to tho
get some of my moms sweet sweet public school teacher paycheck (^^ゞ

besides im still pretty okay at dealing with people who try to hurt me

[Says the skinny nerd who gets into waaaaay more barfights than necessary considering he doesn't even drink. Save this reckless loser from himself...]

[katsudonfatale]

Soujirou please don't make me list the several reasons why somebody would want to kidnap you even if you're nobody important, the last thing I need is to be more paranoid right now.

[spes_phthisica]

haha you worry way too much (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
we will just have to wait and see
if our lizard ppl overlords are coming for us theres not much we can do (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ
so no use stressing abt it

[katsudonfatale]

What

What lizard people overlords?

[spes_phthisica]

the ones that rule us all wearing human skins to disguise them
duh

[katsudonfatale]

Why can't anybody take this seriously?! Geez

[spes_phthisica]

bc you're taking it seriously enough for all of us ❤️