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[recollecters]

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Comments

[threnodeity]

Perhaps the real founders are the friends we're to make along the way.

If it were aliens, I expect a lavish abduction. Nothing more, nothing less.

[voideity]

what if the founders were aliens
and our friends

yeah ok this aint exactly lavish
or abucty
if its aliens theyre a lil disappointin

shadow government agency then
like in spykids

[threnodeity]

Given the state of our universe, I'd say the likelihood of us being the aliens is extremely high. We were the aliens all along. It was us. We were warned, bro.

That would make the most sense. We may be subjected to tiny yet deadly animals in the upcoming future, forced to wrestle with terrible CGI'd villains on an isolated jungle island.

[voideity]

o shit uve crakced the case wide open
mind = blown

i have been waitin for this my entire life rosey
im ready
give me the shitty cgi island w even shittier villains

[threnodeity]

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