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[recollecters]

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[chiseler]

seriously this is the last thing I needed...
you know what I need? bartenders. waitresses. that kind of thing. talk to me if you qualify
also talk to me if you know how to delete the app or block it, this is creepy

[doublesmall]

good luck with that in the middle of this mess. decent help is hard to find when we're not collectively bitching.

[chiseler]

I'm hoping that somebody might slip up in the chaos and agree to help me. is that so wrong?

[burningblossoms]

I know what you mean.

This is weird. Really weird. How did it get our names, and everything.

[chiseler]

THAT is definitely the part that freaks me out the most. our names and we can't even change it? you don't even want to know how many accounts I have that have fake names attached to them

yours downloaded a few days ago?

[daemonized]

You may consider advertising when it's not lost in a flurry of confused messages.

[chiseler]

probably, but people are still responding anyway. I like to think of this as monopolizing my options

[voideity]

my dude u gotta be more specific than that
what are your required and preferred qualifications in the candidates
where do they send their resume
whats the starting pay
what will their duties be
have u never seen an online job app b4

[chiseler]

roxy you gotta help me
also no? that's implying I've ever applied for a real job before in my life, come on
humor me, what would be fair to pay somebody? duties would be helping me out with drink orders food orders keeping the place stocked and making sure I don't die alone in freshens trying to haul groceries back

[constellates]

Luke, I can see your message! let me help!

[chiseler]

huh. wonder who this is? who could possibly respond to me and want to help right away...?
anya I'm not hiring you to work in the bar, the whole point was for you to enjoy it

[twelfthspark]

Craigslist is that way ➡

[chiseler]

I think I'll take my chances here. somehow even this is a little less creepier than the stuff I've seen on craigslist

[parodeity]

lmao i heard of one surefire way to get it off your phone
but its useless

[chiseler]

if it involves breaking my phone I'm not buying it, strider
what else you got?

[openhanded]

if I can't land a job before I graduate I might have to hit you up. gotta wait a couple more months anyway.

do you know anyone with a jailbreak phone? I don't really know how to do it but it might let you delete it.

[chiseler]

I could use your help actually. you're pretty good with people aren't you?

and jailbreak? not exactly. I've thought about taking it to some guys I know but there's no guarantee I'd even get my phone back

[sharplydressed]

but don't you love us all being able to blow your phone up with notifs whenever you turn it on?? ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆

[chiseler]

NO!!!!

[darkinferno]

okay hey i offered

it's not my fault you refused

[chiseler]

and if you didn't give me reasons to wonder about ulterior motives, dante, there wouldn't have been a refusal
have you ever even had a job?

[mercurio]

i like the tactic you're going for here

[chiseler]

at least somebody does
any bright ideas?

[rhapsodeity]

hi, luke
i didnt realize the bar needed staff :o
if you need help, im around!
not really as staff because my school schedule is just crazy lol
not to mention im not eighteen
what kind of things do you need help with???

[feminitis]

[Okay, so someone looking to hire people is the last thing she expected to find here, but... another part-time job wouldn't hurt, right? She needs to save money for college.]

i could handle waitressing probably!
what hours do you need help during?