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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[borntoolate]

Omg you found the culprit!
Good job.
Case closed.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura knew it! glad to be of service

[borntoolate]

You are true hero.
And to think we were this close to wrongfully accusing an innocent yeti.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura if u keep talking like that is gonna go to my head
Yosuke Hanamura (you can keep talking like that)
Yosuke Hanamura ha! that would have been awful. i think yetis are fatter than that anyway

[borntoolate]

Well I sure didn't see anyone else on here willing to take on the scourge that is Gumby.
They're all too busy complaining about mystery app.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura oh yea its a good thing youve got guys like me around here
Yosuke Hanamura it is kind of creepy when you think about it tho

[borntoolate]

What would we do without you?
But yeah it's pretty weird how the app knows all our names.
And got into all our phones.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura i kinda figured it just pulled that info from other social media sites but now im not so sure...

[borntoolate]

Maybe they have us all bugged or something.
For all we know they could've been collecting this information for months.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura and picked us because of our amazon browsing activity...???

[borntoolate]

Honestly?
I think we were picked at random.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura you mean they have a database of people theyve been following and just grabbed a few randos?

[borntoolate]

Other way around.
I think they just picked a couple hundred people who lived around here and started investigating us.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura shit does this mean were gonna get at on of spam mail?

[borntoolate]

You mean you don't want to make friends with a Nigerian prince?
Or get some herbal enhancement pills?
Maybe you could even win a free ipod.

Yeah.
We're getting all the spam.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura ok i know people have really won free ipods
Yosuke Hanamura theres gotta be something legit there

[borntoolate]

Love the optimism.
But seriously they'll get around to the scam eventually.
I'll just enjoy the app til then.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura youre not worried theyre gonna sell yur info or something then?
Yosuke Hanamura thats what some people are saying

[borntoolate]

I'm pretty sure they already have most of my info.
They can sell it whether I use their app or not.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura i guess most companies know everything now anyway...

[borntoolate]

Right.
Nothing we can do until they make their next move.
Why worry about it now?

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura what if they give us like candy crush but u crush your bank account or something

[borntoolate]

They should've done that instead of the social media thing.
People would've been lining up to give them money.]

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura yeah right?
Yosuke Hanamura that could be their next step tho