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[katsudonfatale]

Oh, Anya is here too, hi!

Nothing anyone has tried has seemed to work so far, sadly. And all the animal pictures are very cute, but I'm not sure... I just don't trust this app.

[constellates]

hello! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

I hope you don't worry over it too much... or maybe I should worry more? but it's very unfair that it's bothering so many people. they should let you opt out of testing!

[katsudonfatale]

Yeah, I'm not great with social media in the first place, so this is kind of too much for me...

I'm going to try and get some technical support at a store, fingers crossed that it works.

[constellates]

yes, I understand. even Dave and Yuri do not have answers? they use technology more than I do, so I wasn't sure if an answer existed.

[anya your friends are not the be-all, end-all of tech gurus]

good luck, mr. katsuki!! please tell us if you find anything.

[katsudonfatale]

[ the next reply takes several minutes to come ]

Um Anya I don't want to scare you but I think maybe you should um maybe get rid of your phone

Just

as a measure

[constellates]

(๑°⌓°๑)

the app is dangerous?! mr. katsuki please be safe!

1/2

[katsudonfatale]

I'm not sure if it is but it's like the app knows wyo you ar and follows you around and

[katsudonfatale]

I'm

I'm sorry I need to calm down

[constellates]

deep breaths! count with me please, don't scroll too fast.

breathe in!



one




two




three

and breathe out - but slowly!




one




two




three.

scroll up and repeat as necessary!


any better? (´ ˙○˙ `)

[katsudonfatale]

[ He actually does as instructed... once... twice... thrice... pleasantly surprised to see that it works.

And then he screencaps Anya's response because this seems like a useful thing to keep handy. ]

Ah, yes. That really helped, thank you!

Sorry if I worried you.

[constellates]

[this is how yuuri got peptalked by a 15 year old]

you're welcome! I'm glad that you're doing better. that's what's important. (ノ・∀・)ノ

so what happened? should I still get rid of my phone?

[katsudonfatale]

[ part 1 of god knows who many ]

Well... maybe. But it might not help anyway.

Sorry, sorry, I'm making this sound too ominous... What I'm trying to say is that even if you throw your phone away the app will show up again on another one.

[constellates]

(ﾟoﾟ〃) oh.

yes I can see why that would be a scary realization... it sounds like possession! scary...

[catsudon]

Anya ignore him he's too shook to function

[constellates]

why would someone shake mr. katsuki?

what terrible customer service! (,,Ծ‸Ծ,, )

LIKE

[viktorymaker]

[catsudon]

that's not

actually
go ask Dave about shook

[constellates]

you used a word when you didn't know what it meant? (*´･o･) this is how misunderstandings happen, yuri

ok, I'll ask Dave!

[catsudon]

i'm not the one confused here

good, he'll explain it better than i can

( b/c who the heck explains??? things??? like being shook????

without linking elvis presley )

[constellates]

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