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[recollecters]

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Comments

[hjack69]

as long as you dont use mussolini or smth youre golden

shes seriously that bad
her name is Princess
she sits on my fridge and lords over me while i make sandwiches
sometimes she lays on my face when im sleeping and tries to smother me

like if youve ever seen that movie shiny monkey its kind of like that but less stupid

[erythristic]

you kind of asked for it if you named her princess
what else can she do but her best to live up to it?

[hjack69]

shoulda named her craig
things named craig have never let me down and or tried to kill me in my sleep

[erythristic]

are you sure she's not cold and trying to get warmth?

[hjack69]

i dropped like two grand on this gigantic fuzzy cat tree
that thing has a goddamn heater in the bottom she should NOT be cold

[ Somebody doesn't understand how pets and affection work ok. ]

[erythristic]

then she just wants your love and attention. pets do that, they care about you.

[hjack69]

well i WOULD pet her more if she didnt just randomly decide to flip out and attack my hand for the dire offense of touching her
frickin siamese man
at least Pumpkin is a big fat lazy sack of crap i can keep up with

im not gonna lie im REALLY TEMPTED to be one of those people and show you pictures of my cats

[erythristic]

you could be, i mean there's worse things to use this app for. i have plants because i can't have pets, so show them off. let me live vicariously through you for a moment.

[hjack69]

[ I can't be assed to use the proper html at 2am so pretend these are linked properly. ]

Princess the Siamese and Pumpkin the whatever the hell he is
if you ever want the full cat owner experience just knock some shit off a counter and pretend theres meowing

[erythristic]

if nothing else they're both extremely photogenic
that has to make up for something

[hjack69]

yeah Pumpkin doesnt know hes weird we thought it was better not to tell him
lot of kitty dentist appts tho
wait your name looks familiar where have i seen you before

and just so you know this isnt leading into " in my dreams " or some stupid shit i mean i literally think ive seen you somewhere before
you dont teach at the university do you?

[erythristic]

no, though i know a few people who do
i work in a different field
wouldn't put it past us to run across each other though, as long as it's only been in the last couple of years

[the joys of moving cities.]