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[hjack69]

eh i can dig it as long as it keeps providing 1k threads of people losing their shit about hackerz and aliens and slenderman
not the worst way to spend an afternoon

[parodeity]

right
its a good way to waste time
also
its fun to stir up nonsense

[hjack69]

well considering i got one guy to think i was google showed someone else pictures of my cats and im heckling my buddys obnoxious scarves id say all in all its been pretty productive
i see you stirring shit around here though
great job kiddo keep em on their toes

[parodeity]

im a fan of your work as well
consider this a stoic nod through the interwebs i guess
keep on keeping on

[hjack69]

you got it kid
maybe when we do the robot fighting tourney and kids are freaking out over their death roombas gettin trashed you can come around and offer moral support or smth

[parodeity]

oh my god i love the death roomba battles theyre so ridiculous and intense
id go honestly
might be fucking terrible moral support but id at least exist

[hjack69]

shit gets entirely too real w all these competitive nerds and i love it
esp last year when somebody thought it was a good idea to play dubstep during the fights
were you around for that bc it was HILARIOUS robot parts were flyin everywhere to BWOOOOM WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP i was crying
everyone thought it was bc our team sucked but no it was def the soundtrack

[parodeity]

i maaaay have been
and i may have a certain affinity for dubstep shit
you gotta set the mood for any situation and i feel that was an excellent selection?

[hjack69]

it was you wasnt it
bc i feel like you would appreciate making deliberately shitty dubstep decisions for ironic value

[parodeity]

i can neither confirm nor deny my involvement with djing a roboroomba derby
but hey you said you liked the pick
or at least laughed
win

[hjack69]

do it at the next one too i can guarantee strobe lights and a smoke machine
and like fifty bucks
my class is like 90% disappointing this year so im gonna be bored af while they get shredded

[parodeity]

ok id do like anything for strobe lights and a smoke machine
and also for fifty bucks
im in youve got my guarantee for some specially spun tracks
ironically bad and otherwise

also i like seeing the robos get torn up
my bro enters that kinda shit sometimes

[hjack69]

huh whats his name
as long as hes not that sweaty guy that always wants to show me his warhammer 40k figurines i mightve seen his work





actually you know what im terrible with names how destructive and or insane are his bots on a scale of 1-10

[parodeity]

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