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[hjack69]

ok one pretend you didnt hear the chatroulette part bc it makes me feel icky and if you go home asking about where babies come from or smth your mom is gonna kick my ass
also probably your dad
two candy crush is awesome
and three this app not having pings is lit the worst thing
how am i supposed to track my favorite threads and watch everybody make gigantic asses of themselves

four go play candy crush so you can send me lives

[rhapsodeity]

i think you should refrain from saying things that people like me will see, mr dawes :\

lol
it is a pretty weird decision to not even have pings, that is such a major part of social media at this point
who even needs texting when youve got twitter dms

i guess i can send you lives on candy crush!
i dont play games like it very often, i like board games more
is it like a board game??? :o

[hjack69]

its actually just a flashy bejeweled knockoff but nobody plays bejeweled anymore
and bejeweled is basically just match three
god im old

youd love farmville tho its got tons of animals in it

[rhapsodeity]

i know what bejeweled is!!!!!
youre not old
you shouldnt say such things about yourself, those kind of negative things
you are a very wise professor and i have learned plenty of great things from you!

:o
oh my gosh
sir, you are very right, i would love farmville
i need to play that right now!!!!!!

[hjack69]

woah there ease up on the compliments kiddo im blushing over here
(you are entirely correct btw)
nah its cool though being old is great
i mean not OLD old like glass bones and paper skin old like my grandma but forty fifty etc
giving you a little unwanted life advice here like old folks do but let me tell you life dont end at thirty it just gets better

alright unwanted advice over you prob want to go get started on your farm right
you can even make like
quiches
its awesome

[rhapsodeity]

:p
i just do not want to see someone saying bad things about themselves!!!!
thirty is plenty young i think
some people dont start their lives until thirty!
i dont think youve ever given me unwanted life advice, i always listen to it

[ mostly ]

:O
i cannot imagine playing anything else
quiches are absolutely delicious

1/2

[hjack69]

wait
youre serious about valuing my advice arent you

[hjack69]

this is why you get to be the class favorite
also i can appreciate anyone who appreciates quiche

[rhapsodeity]

well you are a successful professor, sir
plus its your job to teach us

[ ...like jacks a human disaster but if hes got a stable job and seems to be relatively okay, jade doesn't think that what he has to say is a waste of time??

also robots are cool so like ]

hahaha
favorite???
all i have done is ask you to respect your own accomplishments
if that is what it takes then i am a little sad to hear that people dont respect you more :\

[ NOT THAT SHE DOESNT...GET IT.......... ]

[hjack69]

ehhhhh cant really blame em
im pretty hard on most of the class
blah blah didnt have their opportunities at that age blah blah

also do yourself a favor and stay away from that convo im having with your mom and dad bc your dad is embarrassing himself and everyone around him

[rhapsodeity]

well, its good of you to be fair enough to recognize why people might not like that about you, i suppose
its levelheaded

he likes to get the last word in :p
hes just having fun
dont worry about it!

[ SHE ALREADY READ IT, SORRY ]

[hjack69]

oh nah theyre just jelly bc im hilarious and i keep it real

are you sure i didnt know your dad was capable of fun
i mean hes got that
face

[rhapsodeity]

hahaha!!!!!
i know right???
i guess for someone who doesnt know him particularly well, its hard to imagine him making any face but
you know
>:[ that one
but i am pretty positive, after all i grew up with him!
he is a really cool guy
that is just the truth, mr dawes!

[hjack69]

well i got to see him make >8[ this one the other day that was p interesting
hes a good guy though i got an eye for that sort of thing
people like that though they get themselves into trouble so you watch out for him alright
i would but hed probably punch me at some point and im full up on my punching quota for the month

[rhapsodeity]

hmmm
i think you are telling the truth and you do have an eye for this kind of thing :)
thats just a feeling i have!
so ill listen
dad does get in trouble sometimes but usually he doesnt mean it
hes just rough around the edges
also he would only punch you if you did something to deserve it, you can trust me on that!