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[recollecters]

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[parodeity]

yes
the founder was an extremely tall man
with very skinny fingers
that were more like claws
ive heard sometimes his statue still walks in the dead of night

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki AHA! Now that's the sort of children's story I'd EXPECT to find on an a suspicious networking site!

Ryoga Hibiki I hope you don't mean to imply that the coming festivities will be similarly ghoulish.

[parodeity]

i hadnt thought about that at all dude
i mean
damn maybe its all a set up for when he steals our souls????
you could have spotted the thing that would warn us of that
if only anyone would listen

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I'm sure that if this creature had a weakness against incurable sarcasm, it would be vanquished already.

Ryoga Hibiki At any rate, what do you know about video games?

[parodeity]

everything
i know all the things about video games
by which i mean im a casual gamer what up

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Someone earlier mentioned a game where you collect letters in the forest. Does that sound familiar?

[parodeity]

that sounds like literally a million video game sidequests

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I had no idea there were so many video games about the same thing. Then why bother playing more than one?

[parodeity]

because sidequests arent the main quest so the stories are different i guess?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Well, at least there's some new content. Otherwise I don't see how they could justify asking fifty bucks a pop.

[parodeity]

i mean personally i try to get stuff on like sales or w/e
steam is pretty good for that for some things
otherwise you can like
borrow or again wait
theres no need to get in immediately on shit
i think a lot of the non triple a games can go under the radar
and they deserve a little more than that?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I wouldn't know, I rarely play them. The only exception is that game with the cupcakes.

[parodeity]

the matching cupcake one?
or the one where you like build them

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki The matching one.

[he's not going to say 'Kwazy Cupcakes' goddammit]

[parodeity]

oh what level are you at
how deep have you fallen into the rabbit hole
inquiring minds have gotta know

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I'm not at any level because I deleted it. I do remember getting stuck in the frosting maze.

[parodeity]

oh
well youre a bundle of fun
what do you do hobby wise then

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Hiking, martial arts. I'm all right at cooking, too. I was thinking of a part-time job, but I don't know if that will be possible.

[parodeity]

why wouldnt it be

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki The time is a bit of an issue

[mostly because he's not sure he could regularly find his way to work AND school that might be kind of a stretch who would he get to take him there]

[parodeity]

oh i see
welp
ill leave you to it ?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Thank you. Be careful out there.