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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[voideity]

thats true
its like the war of the social networks
kinda curious to see how this master social network that self-installs itself w no goddamn warning holds up in comparison
how will people make this shit their own
what feel will it have
if theyd actually asked itd be pretty cool to test a new app like this ngl

[parodeity]

so you and dirk still arent having any luck in making it uninstall itself i take it
also yeah this WOULD be really cool if theyd asked
we could like
get in on the ground floor and try to see the trends or start them or just fuck around and see what stuck
id absolutely sign up for that shit?

[voideity]

none
i think di is having a meltdown over it
which is fair bc what the fuck
and u know how he is w social networks 🙅
ugh same lil bro
but since they didnt ask its like
hdu smh

i mean
im still gonna use it
but still be passive aggressively pissed while i do

[parodeity]

basically they could have solved everything by asking nicely
shit moms right
manners ARE the golden rule
time for an afterschool special realization for these losers

and yeah im still gonna use it too obviously
its here how can we not?

[voideity]

we should see if mom would be the teacher on it
shed be the best one for the job

exactly
its like puttin a pbj on the table
like a mystery pbj
and expectin it to not be eaten

speaking of did you eat my fuckin pbj dave

[parodeity]

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