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[parodeity]

yeah!
roxy likes to make him them
and why would i stop her ever tbh?
hes currently four years old
and is the best iguana ever
also yeah he probably will but if hes close enough to punch you
youre close enough to mess up his hair

[potentite]

I hope he gets birthday parties.

[JAKE IS JUST. SO AMUSED... THINKING OF THIS.... thinking of the iguana in a little birthday hat.]

Good point. I'll fuck it up if he tries anything.
Man I'm kind of glad all of you got this weird app too though.
Like I'm seeing so many familiar faces it's crazy.

[parodeity]

youve like met my sisters right
esp the oldest one
of course he does

also of course its a good point
im his little brother im like contractually obligated to know how to annoy him
its in the charter
that absolutely exists for younger sibs everywhere
rose can back me up on this
but not the top secret absolute youngest bits
and yeah i cant really see rhyme or reason to the spread of people here
but i do know a lot of them so
w/e
at least the company in crazyville aint terrible

[potentite]

Yes I have! Roxy's great.
Rose likes to scare me I think...
Also if you have any other younger bro advice to share spill it sometime.
Not that I want to annoy him. But getting back at him is totally different.
I guess it's just people from in town?
Like my guess is the company is locally based or the owner is a local.
So they're probably doing the closed testing here just to make it easier. But that's not the best idea...
Since it'd be much better to get results from a wider pool.
But at least it'll be easy to give feedback. Like letting me change my picture would be nice.

[parodeity]

thats roses thing
being vaguely unsettling
shes very good at it honestly have you read her blog
i can get you a link
and sure although my best tips are top secret on account of you gotta earn those

i think i saw a building w the name on it actually
in tisse

[potentite]

What's her blog about?
I'm curious now.
And no problem I'll earn them somehow!

Oh okay then that makes sense.
Well if this doesn't clear up someone can always head down there.

[parodeity]

horror things b/c rose
sometimes i take pics for it

yeah i imagine people will do
i might bother if one of the others is going
the others in this case being
any of my siblings
since if they go i wanna go with
but otherwise i might not

[potentite]

What kind of pictures?
There aren't roaming tentacle beasts around here.
Also your bro probably will.
It's on all our phones. And he'll get mad over it probably.

[parodeity]

you say that but you havent seen the blog
or my mastery of instagram filters
also yeah i know he will
i intend to attach myself to him at such a time like a leech
or a koala
or something else attachy
velcro
there we go
but honestly shit could be worse
ill explain how to him whenever he gets ticked

[potentite]

Oh god is it like...
Gothic Aesthetic™?
A koala attached to him sounds adorable.
It would look soft and furry. Like his hair I guess?
They might even make the same face.
So you can stick with the koala metaphor.
And yeah!
It's just a social media app. It's not a virus or anything. I think.
I mean my phone is running fine.

[parodeity]

that would honestly be a good way to describe it
also the koala metaphor works because i can make it even truer
by demanding a piggyback ride
so there
also since you dont seem into horror i will refrain from pointing out the horroresque implications of a lot of this stuff the app is doing
yw

[potentite]

She'll probably show it to me sometime.
If he gives you a piggyback ride, I'm taking a picture of it.
I'm really good at not realising bad things. Like super good at it. It's my talent.
I mean I kind of know that it's shit that it knows my name but...
The rest is like well okay.

[parodeity]

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