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[tearable]

Don't even need to know.

I'll ask my daughter for better emoticons to describe her father's disappointment in his company.

If it happened at Cabin 11, there's a high chance he drank more to forget.

[hjack69]

well i sure as shit hope he likes those italian leather boots bc they go up mid-calf
idk if he can work em but he can keep em
ive got like three pairs

[ behold. ]

wait while i have you on the horn how would you feel about helping me design a tattoo
for $$$ ofc im not a total cheapskate

[tearable]

[ in another world, nisha prob makes jack keep the boots on lbr. Liz is prob highly appreciative of Bigby's newest attire. ANYWAYS. ]

Why do you have three pairs? Do I even want to know? [ Kill her. ] But, he kicked them off as soon as he could, they've been lonely in the front closet for a few days now. :(

[ But ??? Tattoo... ]

Oh my God. What were you thinking of? I'm not against them, but... be reasonable.

[ >jack
>jack as reasonable
>ya ok ]

[hjack69]

[ Jack is giggling uncontrollably in a Starbucks somewhere at the image of Bigby in his stripper boots. Also Nisha 10000% makes sure he still has his boots even after he swapped them for dad sneakers I refuse to believe this isn't canon. ]

one i lose shoes a lot so i keep spares
two we have the same shoe size so he has no goddamn reason not to werk it im so disappointed rn
three ardyn and swore a blood oath to get sick tats
hes getting a demon or something i want an angel
could use help with the design tho

also sorry for hitting on your hubby he was askin for it

[tearable]

[ Only Liz benefits from Bigby in stripper boots, tbh. and yea, thot trots > dad sneakers any day. ]

You did not numbered list me! >:[
Why on Earth would you have a habit of losing shoes? Shoes shouldn't be lost, specifically if they're of the more expensive variety. God, I wish I lived that frivolously...

[ Wait.

Hold up. ]

Ardyn. "One centimeter short of having a stick in his ass" Ardyn? I didn't see him as a tattoo type.

[ LAUGHS INTO INFINITY... she underestimates all the men in her life. ]

Fine. I'll sketch out some ideas.

[ Then the text message about the hubby flirting happens and Jack's screen will read this for like 5 mins straight, just assume she stopped and put the phone down: ]

Elizabeth Wolf is typing...

1/2

[hjack69]

one numbers lists are the shit liz
i can say a ton of crap in as few words as possible
two day drinking
three yeah THAT ardyn bc our different brands of jackass and patronizing humor actually mix p well for some weird reason and i said we should commemorate with some sickass ink
four thx babe (thats a platonic babe) ill send you some sketches for reference too

[hjack69]

also dont worry im not gonna steal ur man
im not really into bears

[ Y E P. ]

[tearable]

Day drinking explains nothing but everything at the same time. A true paradox, maybe you DO have the know-how for physics.

I'm going to actively avoid the break room now that this "bromance" is now teetering on consummating.

Fine, I'll give you some mockups by next week... unfortunately, you've found my weakness in art.

...And I also do not want to even know what bears mean.

[hjack69]

its a classification
you got bears twinks twunks twanks otters etc
but can you REALLY live your life w/o knowing what a bear is elizabeth

[tearable]

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